"I don't need a therapist, I have a
roommate."
"Did I just say that? Did I just say that,
too?"
"I demand to know what part of me you're laughing
at!"
"I practice innocence."
"Can't I just apologize to everybody and be
excused?"
"Renee, would you stop barging into my room claiming
to know me?!"
"To be a judge, you need wisdom, integrity... I'm a
lawyer!"
"Don't ask questions, don't pass judgement, don't
even pass go, just listen..."
"The only reason I look as young as I do is because
I had the good sense not to smile growing up..."
"Sometimes I'm more persuasive when I lack
conviction..."
"If you can end your day dancing, you can't
complain..."
"I have my dignity, or at least it should look like
it..."
"Where does it say that women can act like men
sometimes? I saw a piece of cute meat, and I said to
myself,'You only live once. Be a man.'"
"Today is going to be a less bad day... I can feel
it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know that everything
is going to be...less bad."
"You are a man! You are supposed to take it any way
you can get it!"
"Sometimes we have to look ate our choices and just
make the best one"
"We are women . We have double standarts to live up
to"
"My..my smiling license has been suspended"
"I forgive it but i am still not sure Iīll ever
understand it"
"Maybe Iīm happy and I donīt even know it"
"Even if I get pass all my problems Iīm just going
to go out and get new ones"
"iīm human, Iīm temperamental, Iīm guilty and I
am ovulating"
"Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing
was lying. Sometimes thereīs only one fish"
"There are only two sure things in life: death and
adultery"
"So here I am vistim of my own choices and Iīm just
starting"
"How did I get to be such a mess so early in my
life"
"Why do I always have to fall down?"
"I am the kind of person who acts on a feeling, even
if itīs not my own"
"Sometimes Iīm tempted to become a street person,
cut off from society. But then I wouldnīt get to wear my
outfits"
"The way things are today, it would almost be
unsticonstitutional for him not sue you"
"I donīt watch hockey, I think itīs cruel to the
animals to dress them up and make them skate like
that"
"Where does it say hat women canīt act like men
sometimes? I saw a piece of cute meat and I said to
myself, You only live once: be a man!"
"Weīre lawyers Billy.Thatīs our job. Distort the
law beyond all common sense"
"I want to change the world, I just want to get
married first"
"Of course I lied through my teeth, did you want me
to tell Georgia that if Billy and I were on an island
together, it would be a completely horizontal way of
life?"
"The thing about funerals is thet the guest of honor
is always dead"
"I have a great imaginary world, but sometimes I
just need things to happen"
"Listen, I donīt need to pay for a therapist to
give me crap, I have a roomate who does it for free"
"And what?Weīre gonna say it happened by accident?
She went out for some fresh air, strechted and his pennis
fell in?"
"Being a woman, I know how women react to things
even if they donīt mean a thing"
"Do you ever buy a lottery ticket? I buy them
sometimes, I mean not that I think I would ever win, but
I like to hold it in my hand, and think: What if? Thatīs
why I bought that contraceptive jelly. I thought: What
if? What if I am walking down the street and I suddenly
march into somebody, and we just know inmediately off of
one look that we were meant for each other, and itīs
like Barbara Streisand and Omar Sharif, but instead of
singing about it, we go off and make passionate
love..."
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