10 French baseball chatter very annoying.
9 U.S. players got sleepy standing through two national anthems
8 Special enzyme in Canadian bacon turned players into game-winning zombies
7 American teams discouraged by Clinton's new RBI tax
6 American's secret plays were being funneled to the Jays by that weasel Paul Shaffer
5 Exchange rate makes Canadian runs worth more
4 Stirring pre-game talks, which always ended with "win one for Lorne Greene!"
3 They don't bother to use actual Canadians
2 Let's face it, Americans are a bunch of "hosers"


1 Those damn Mountie umpires!!!!!