feb. 19, 1999

Speaking of two cents, I made up a story (for a friend) off the top of my head called TWO CENTS about a wandering psycho girl  from alabama named jojo who is bumming everyones two cents in LA to get to disneyland.  After 20 years, she gets in and when she sees this gigantic mouse in funny clothes she flips out and thinks shes hallucinating again so she gets out her gun and shoots the mouse in the head.  So, of course within seconds the disney police are on her and take her into the "interogation room" where the head guy decides to put her in "group A". The disney police guys are even in fear because they've never had to put someone in "group A" before... so they drive her locked up in the back of a steel truck to a building and the back of the truck fits right into a little loading door thing, so she's unloaded and the truck takes off.  Well, this whole time Jojo's being stalked... by this other psycho guy (name witheld to protect him) and he followed the truck and saw them unload her into a McDonald's Processing Factory. needless to say, she was never seen again and McDonald's hamburgers are selling like  mad...

Annie