LIVE! BOOTLEG

1-BACK IN THE SADDLE

(Tyler, Perry)

 

(Chorus)

I'm back!

I'm back in the saddle again

I'm back!

I'm back in the saddle again

 

ridin' into town alone by the light of the moon

I'm lookin' for old Sukie Jones, she crazy horse saloon

barkeep gimme a drink, that's when she caught my eye

she turned to give me a wink, that'd make a grown man cry

 

(Chorus)

 

come easy, go easy, all right until the rising sun

I'm calling all the shots tonight, I'm like a loaded gun

peelin' off my boots and chaps, I'm saddle sore

four bits gets you time in the racks, I scream for more

fools' gold out of their mines, the girls are soaking wet

no tongue's drier than mine, I'll come when I get back!

 

(Chorus)

I'm ridin', I'm loadin' up my pistol

I'm ridin', I really got a fistful

I'm ridin', I'm shinin' up my saddle

I'm ridin', this snake is gonna rattle

(Chorus)

ridin' high!(3x)

already! 

 

 

2-SWEET EMOTION

(Tyler, Hamilton)

 

talk about things and nobody cares

wearing other things that nobody wears

ya callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear

can't say where I'm gonna be in a year.

 

some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent

said my get up and go musta got up & went.

you got good news but you're a real good liar 

cause backstage lover set your pants on fire. 

riff 8x, sweet emotion 2x

pulled into town in a police car 

your daddy said I took you just a little too far.

tellin' other things, but your girlfriend lied 

can't catch me cause the rabbit done died.

 

standin' in front just shakin' your ass.

take you back stage you can drink from my glass.

talk about something you can sure understand 

cause a month on the road and i'll be eatin' from your hand.

 

 

3-LORD OF THE THIGHS

(Tyler)

 

down to who knows who, just to socialize. 

I'm waiting for my girls, when you call my eyes. 

you got no way to make a man honey, 

you got to understand. 

I'm your man, child. Lord of the Thighs.

 

well, well, Lordie my God, 

what do we got here? 

she's flashin' 'cross the floor, 

make it perfectly clear. 

you're the bait, and you're the hook, 

someone 'bound to take a look. 

I'm your man, child. Lord of the Thighs.

 

you must of come here to find it, 

you've got the look in your eyes. 

although you really don't mind it - 

I am the Lord of your Thighs!

 

you must of come here to find it baby, 

you've got the look in your eyes. 

although you really don't mind it 

I am the Lord of your Thighs!

 

 

4-TOYS IN THE ATTIC

(Tyler/Perry)

 

in the attic

lights

voices scream

nothin' seen

real's the dream

leaving the things that are real behind

leaving the things that you love from mind

all of the things that you learned from fears

nothin' is left for the years

 

repeat chorus

 

toys, toys, toys

in the attic

 

 

5-LAST CHILD

(Tyler, Whitford)

 

take me back to a south Tallahassee 

down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy 

can't stand up on my feet in the city 

got to get back to the real nitty gritty 

 

yes sir, No sir 

don't come close to my 

home sweet home 

can't catch no dose 

of my hot tail poon-tang sweatheart 

sweathog ready to make a silk purse 

from a J Paul Getty and his ear 

with a face in a beer 

home Sweet Home 

 

get out in the field, 

put the mule in the stable 

ma, she's A cookin' 

put the eats on the table 

hate's in the City and My love's in the meadow 

hand's on the plow and my feets in the ghetto 

 

stand up, sit down 

don't do nothin'

ain't no good when boss man's stuffin' 

down their throats with paper notes 

as babies cry 

when you're rockin' the street 

home Sweet Home

 

mamma take me home sweet home 

I was the last Child, just a punk in the street.

 

 

6-COME TOGETHER

(Lennon/McCartney)

 

here come old flat top, he come

groovin' up slowly, he got

juju eyeball, he one

holy roller, he got

hair down to his knee

got to be a joker he just do what he please

 

he wear no shoeshine, he got

toejam football, he got

monkey finger, he shoot

coca-cola, he say

I know you, you know me

one thing I can tell you is you got to be free

 

come together

right now

over me

 

he bag production, he got

walrus gumboat, he got

ono sideboard, he one

spinal cracker, he got

feet down below his knee

hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

he roller coaster, he got

early warning, he got

muddy water, he one

mojo filter, he say

one and one and one is three

got to be good lookin' cause he's so hard to see

 

 

7-WALK THIS WAY

(Tyler/Perry)

 

backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers

till I talked to your daddy, he say

he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin

then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"

I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder

oh, the times I could reminisce

'cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin

only started with a little kiss

like this!

 

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school

and your feet flyin' up in the air

singin' "hey diddle diddle"

with your kitty in the middle of the swing

like you didn't care

so I took a big chance at the high school dance

with a missy who was ready to play

wasn't me she was foolin'

'cause she knew what she was doin'

and I knowed love was here to stay

when she told me to

 

walk this way (8x)

just gimme a kiss

like this!

 

schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy

little skirt's climbin' way up the knee

there was three young ladies in the school gym locker

when I noticed they was lookin' at me

I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady

till the boys told me somethin' I missed

then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor

so I gave her just a little kiss

like this!

 

walk this way (8x)

just gimme a kiss

like this!

 

 

8-SICK AS A DOG

(Tyler/Hamilton)

 

please, I've just got to talk to you

please, well get your head out of the loon

please, we're a long long way from home 

please, you'll turn a young man's face to stone

 

Chorus:

sick as a dog, what's your story

sick as a dog, a cat got your tongue

sick as a dog, you'll be sorry

sick as a dog, 'cause you really ain't that young

please, you were much to my surprise

please, you're a lady in disguise

please, you're the only friend I got

please, you'd be the last to see me rot

 

(CHORUS)

 

please, it's a shame you're so refined

please, she was the last thing on my mind

please, don't be late to take it light

please, you're gonna bay into the night

 

(CHORUS)

 

take it light (4x)

say goodnight

 

 

9-DREAM ON

(Tyler)

 

every time that I look in the mirror

all these lines on my face getting clearer

the past is gone

it went by like dusk to dawn

isn't that the way

everybody's got their dues in life to pay

 

yeah, I know nobody knows

where it comes and where it goes

I know it's everybody's sin

you got to lose to know how to win

 

half my life's in books' written pages

live and learn from fools and from sages

you know it's true

all the things come back to you

 

sing with me, sing for the years

sing for the laughter and sing for the tears

sing with me, if it's just for today

maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away

 

dream on (3x)

dream yourself a dream come true

dream on (3x)

dream until your dream comes true

dream on (7x)

 

 

10-CHIP AWAY THE STONE

(Supa)

 

you act like a prima donna

playing so hard to get

sittin' so cool and nonchalant

draggin' on a cigarette

 

you keep a wall all around ya

'n I'll get through some day

'n I want your love babe, if push comes to shove

gonna chip that wall away

 

chip away

chip away at the stone

I won't stop 'til your love is my very own

chip away

that's what I'm gonna do

sweet little mama I wanna get next to you

 

you stand like a marble statue

trying to look so hard

all decked out in your antique dress

while the boys all promenade

 

even a rock will crumble

if you strike it night and day

if hammer I must, I'm gonna get through your crust

gonna chip that stone away

 

chip it, I'm gonna nip it, all night long 

 

 

11-SIGHT FOR SORE EYES

(Tyler/Perry/Douglas/Johansen) 

 

goin' downtown, goin' down, goin' down

'neath the city, eatin' ground round

underground is pretty gritty

I turned the screw she held the light

that's when I knew she was a

sight for sore eyes

she was a sight for sore eyes

playin' no fair, sleepin' under stairs

downtown's a pity, takin' fair square

under where it's pretty gritty

I turned the screw she held the knife

oh holy Jesus, she's a sight for sore eyes

sight for sore eyes (she's a nitty gritty)

turnin' in style, walk a mile for your titty

naked foul while under there

under where it's pretty gritty

hey, don't you know people

she's a love lust hussy

she left, oh, she rust me

dear old girl

she was a sight for sore eyes

but she was sittin' pretty

a sight for sore eyes

she was a nitty gritty

sight for sore eyes

peeled back and parted 

even at the start it was delight or demise 

I feel like a leopard king

sight for sore eyes

she was a sight for sore eyes

 

 

12-MAMA KIN

(Tyler)

 

it ain't easy, livin' like a gypsy. 

tell ya, honey, how I feel. 

I've been dreaming, 

floatin' down stream and 

losin' touch with all that is real. 

whole earth lover, keepin' under cover 

never knowin' where ya been. 

you've been fadin', always out paradin. 

keepin' touch with Mama Kin. 

 

well you've always got your tail on the wag. 

shootin' fire from your mouth just like a dragon. 

you act like a perpertual drag. 

you better check it out, 

or someday soon you'll have to climb back on the wagon.

 

It ain't easy, livin' like ya wanna, 

and it's so hard to find piece of mind. Yes it is. 

the way I see it, you've got to say shit. 

but don't forget to drop me a line.

 

said you're as bald as an egg at eighteen. 

and workin' for you dad is just a drag. 

he still stuffs your mouth with your dreams. 

you better check it out, 

or someday soon you'll have to climb back on the wagon.

 

keepin' touch with Mama Kin. 

tell her where you've gone and been. 

livin' out your fantasy, 

sleeping late and smoking tea.(2x) 

 

it ain't easy, livin' like ya wanna, 

and it's so hard to find piece of mind. Yes it is. 

the way I see it, you've got to say shit. 

but don't forget to drop me a line.

 

said you're as bald as an egg at eighteen. 

and workin' for you dad is just a drag. 

he still stuffs your mouth with your dreams. 

you better check it out, 

or someday soon you'll have to climb back on the wagon.

 

keepin' touch with Mama Kin. 

tell her where you've gone and been. 

livin' out your fantasy, 

sleeping late and smoking tea.(2x)

 

 

13-S.O.S. (TOO BAD)

(Tyler) 

 

stagecoach lady, hourglass body

making things glow in the night

well, she would if she could, and she'd be good if she would only

tell her lover she be out tonight

'cause I'm a bat

a lonely school boy

and I'm a rat

and it's too bad, can't get me none of that!

Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties

stinkin' of gin

well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred

from kickin' ass and playin' poker to win

it's too bad

and it's too bad

can't get me none of that!

lady

my mama Cady 

chivalry was born at her feet

well she shoulda thought twice

when pa showed his dice

put my daddy to sleep

it's too bad

Lord, it's too bad!

 

 

14-I AIN'T GOT YOU

 

 

15-MOTHER POPCORN

 

 

16-DRAW THE LINE

(Tyler/Perry)

 

checkmate honey, beat ya at your own damn game

no dice honey, I'm livin' on the astral plane

feet's on the ground, and your head's goin' down the drain

oh, heads I win, tails you lose, to the never mind

where to draw the line

 

an Indian summer, Carrie was all over the floor

she was a wet net winner, and rarely ever left the store

she'd sing and dance all night, and wrong all the right out of me

oh, pass me the vile and cross your fingers, it don't take time

nowhere to draw the line

 

hi ho silver, we were singin' all your cowboy songs

oh, you told Carrie, and promised her you wouldn't be long

heads I win, tails you lose, lord it's such a crime

no dice honey, you're the salt, you're the queen of the brine

checkmate honey, you're the only one who's got to choose

where to draw the line

 

checkmate, don't be late

take another pull

that's right 

impossible

when you got to be yourself

you're the boss, the toss

the price, the dice

grab yourself a slice

nowhere to draw the line

 

 

17-TRAIN KEPT A ROLLIN'

(Bradshaw, Mann, Kay)

 

well, on a train, I met a dame,

she rather handsome, we kind looked the same

she was pretty, from New York City

I'm walkin' down that old fair lane,

I'm in heat, I'm in love,

but I just couldn't tell her so

 

I said, train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

with a "heave!", and a "ho!"

but I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no

 

well, get along, sweet little woman get along

on your way, get along, sweet little woman get along

on your way,

I'm in heat, I'm in love,

but I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no

 

well, on a train, I met a dame,

she rather handsome, we kind looked the same

she was pretty, from New York City

I'm walkin' down that old fair lane,

I'm in heat, I'm in love,

but I just couldn't tell her so

 

I said, train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

with a "heave!", and a "ho!"

but I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no

 

well, get along, sweet little woman get along

on your way, get along, sweet little woman get along

on your way,

I'm in heat, I'm in love,

but I just couldn't tell her

 

well, we made a stop in Albequerque

she must'a thought I was a real cool jerk

got off the train, and put her hands up

lookin' so good I couldn't let her go

but I just couldn't tell her so

 

I said, train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

train kept a-rollin' all night long

I'm in heat, I'm in love,

but I just couldn't tell her