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Yasser nearly fainted after learning he made the "Miss Palestine" pagaent finals!
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Sign Delilah's guestbook... putz! |
"I was ready to sign a peace agreement but look, the pen was shot right out of my hand!" |
shriek!!! ... "they even bombed the pharmacy! Now where will I buy wax for my moustache?!" |
"Idiot Hamas ... Don't just stand there! Run to 7-11 and get me some candles, a falafel and a Cherry Big Gulp." |
"Oh, Uncle Yasser!!! Show me again how a suicide bomber is rewarded in Paradise?!" |
"Of course. Three months is the perfect age to begin his brainwashing to become a murdering terrorist." |
"You see how brave your leader is? Now hold my hand habibi, before I faint!" |
"What do you mean there's no hot water? GO AND FIND SOME!!! I scrub for hours and can't get rid of the blood of those innocent Jews!" |
A Palestinian woman finally speaks out against repression by arab males. |
"Mmmm hmm, mmmmm, mmm hmmm, mmmm." |
"Ahh, Canadian cigarettes! Even their camel shit tastes better than ours." |
"I'm sorry for bumping into your camera but you see, I CAN'T SEE A BLOODY THING WITH THIS DARK SMOLDERING TARP OVER MY HEAD!" |
Ramallah boys and their girlfriends enjoy a day at the beach. |
Dubya's Hairstyles by Delilah |
oh never mind, that won't be necessary... I'm dead... |
"This on-line dating sucks. Listen to this one Neda. Single Arab male seeks quiet, subservient single Arab female virgin. Yeah right... good luck dickweed." |
"Oh crap, I'm dead too... I guess it's too late to go back and sign that Clinton-Barak peace deal. Jeez, hindsight sure is 20-20...
Now where the hell are my 70 virgins???" |
ARAFAT'S NANNY: "Always remember, illegitimate son of a goat herder, that cleanliness is next to G-dliness!" |
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