The Nastiness Purity Test
This test is designed to see just how sexually nasty you really are. This is for enternainment purposes only and results will not hold up in any court of law. Have fun!!!
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
Are you a hermaphrodite?
Do you know what that is?
If you are a male, do you enjoy recieving Anal sex?
If you are a female, do you enjoy giving anal sex (Strap on dildo)?
Would you concider performing oral sex on a guy that just had anal sex with you without cleaning his "thing" first?
Do you finger yourself?
Do you finger your anus?
Do you use dildo's up there?
Are you homosexual or bisexual?
Do you look at porno sites?
Do you know why I asked that?
Do you think premarrital sex is a moral, wholesome part of American culture??
Do you concider the possibilities of power tools?
Are you dating two or more people at once right now?
One or more of each gender?
Both or all of the same gender as you are?
Do you like to watch animals having sex?
Do you wish the other animal was you?
ARE you the other animal?
Do you masturbate to Japanise Anime?
Do you have oral sex with women in their period?
Are you a woman that has oral sex with another woman in her period?
Do you like to watch lesbians?
Do you often find yourself alone with a coke bottle (beer bottle or anything like that)?
Do you ponder the possibilities?
Are you a guy that ponders the possibilities?
Have you ever burned your pubic hair for sexual pleasure?
Had someone do that for you?
Done it to someone?
Have you ever swallowed your own cum?
Enjoyed it?
Masturbated to extreem pain so you could swallow your own cum?
Was it worth it?
Masturbated so much in one day that you walked "bow-legged"?
Performed oral sex on yourself?
More than once a day?
More than 10 times a day?
Never stopped for that whole day?
Are you masturbating now?
Are you in the company of the same sex while masturbating right now?
Is he/she masturbating you?
Are you having difficulties typing/clicking due to extreem sexual activities?
Have you ever thought of the possibilities of a screwdriver/hammer/drill bit?
Did it make you smile?
Do you record sexual noises on your computer?
Do you play them really loud so the neighbors can hear?
Do they call you?
Ask to join?
Have you concidered the possibilities of a tailpipe if you're a guy?
Have you ever performed oral sex on any sort of farm animal?
Sex with a female farm animal? (guys)
Sex with a male farm animal? (girls)
Anal sex with a farm animal (Either recieving or giving)
Been caught?
By your parents/spouse/significant other?
Did they ask if they could join in?
Have you walked in on your parents/spouse/significant other while they were engaged in beastiality (animal sex)?
Did you ask to join in?
Did they let you?
Are you willing to have sex any man, woman, animal, inanimate object, hole, stick, anything you can think of?
Great Job! Now Do One of The Following: