Tabloid of Mars
Webslinger: jefflong@livenet.net	Last update: 12-26-98

Banned by the Jeddak of Helium

Starra Kan Report John Carter accused of "improper relationship" with Uthia, a palace intern. Click HERE for full report EXCLUSIVE! Tawdry Tara caught in a sex romp with a Jasoomian janitor from her father's palace... Click HERE for full story CONTRACT STALLED No progress yet on contract talks between employers and Local 47 of the Guild of Assassins. Click HERE for full story SPORTS BRIEFS News from the world of Barsoomian sports Click HERE for details NEWS BRIEFS Bad hair day for Djor Kantos, Tardos Mors investigated, and more... Click HERE for details CLASSIFIEDS Blade advertisers sell everything from luxury cruises to Flying Death; plus "Help Wanted," "Personals," and more... Click HERE for ads Chaos in Caspak The Blade continues to bring you the latest news of the Band-lu / Sto-lu war, now raging out of control on Caspak. Click HERE for details Offworld Briefs News from other 'soooms...Jasoom, Polodasoom and elsewhere. Click HERE for details FILMING INTERRUPTED Jasoomian Elmo Lincoln stars in new movie, "Whiteskin of the White Apes" Click HERE for full story BLADE EDITORIAL Ban the Gridley Wave! Insidious broadcasts from Jasoom are corrupting our youth... Click HERE for editorial LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Carthoris, Tardos Mors and others speak out on issues of the day... Click HERE for letters DEAR DEJAH Advice from the Princess of Helium... Click HERE for Dejah's advice

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