At the Harem's doorway

What...what's this?! This page has finally been updated?! Why not since May has there been any life signs on this page. Well contrary to the popular belief, I'm not dead, and neither is my webpage! It's just been slowed down in it's old age.

But for those of you who stuck it out, and continued to be patient with the lack of updates these past four months, it's time for your reward! You're about to be spoiled in the ramble and art departments, and I even have a small treat for you fanfic fanatics. Gina's "The Initiation of Suzana" is now finished, and joining it is the Pregnant Pause Interlude. I promise to give you more fanfic for the next update.

Now as for art, it's time to choose your pleasure. Will it be the delectable art of Samara's Eye Candy, the mouthwatering goodness of Yet Another Lotor Room, the drool worthy HeartBreaker's Gallery, or venerable Various Vixens and Villains Gallery? Or perhaps you fancy something newer? Perhaps you would like to take a peek at the newest gallery, Portrait Paradise?

And I've almost completed uploading the contents of the newest ramble page. It's where you'll find the Nuts saga, a ramble so huge, it's sequels so many it deserved it's own mini shrine. You can access the Obsession Page via the "Tale of Two Ramblers" Link. I haven't actually finished htmling all of "The Nuts", the second in the series. It's the longest of them all, needing to be split up into five seperate pages. If I waited until I finisished with the last three parts, who knows when this update would have happened! You'll just have to make do until the next update. But you'll still have plenty to read, and hopefully laugh yourself silly.

I've also added a few more links. One depressing note, my counter seems to have broken...I can't seem to find the section on bravenet on getting my new counter code. -_- I wonder what the numbers would have been up to by now?! Hmmm...

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And WHO brought this one in?! We in the Royal Harem of Prince Lotor do not get many unexpected visitors, so you must be quite the sneak to get past all the high tech security and guardsmen. Hmm....Or did Hagger the Witch let you in for performing some SPECIAL FAVOR for her? Well no matter! You're here now, and I suppose we better make the best of it. Come in, come in!! Don't stand in the entrance gawking, many of the ladies here do not like to be openly stared at!!

Now don't get any funny ideas buster!! This may be a harem, but there will be none of that going on here!! This is Crown Prince Lotor's special harem, where the Sexy Scribes live. Ah! I see you've heard of us! There's not many who don't!! After all, Lotor has made it known how he has been collecting the most gorgeous, talented, and witty women in all corners of the galaxy!!

Oh!! Where are my manners!! I shall be your host this evening. I am the Royal Princess of Kinmokusei, Michelle, one of Lotor's most devoted wives. I have chronicled quite a few tales of his, as has Tamysan, Lady Samara, Moonsilk, Princess Gina, and DDoctor Sarah. Perhaps we shall dazzle you with the many tales of our adventures. We have had quite a few you see. Lotor's father, King Zarkon is quite the lecher, and he has never been one for restraint. Why it is barely all we can do to keep his hands off of us!! Though it does make for quite a story afterwards!!! Just be sure to avoid King Zarkon, and you may make it out of Castle Doom with your life. It would be best if you were to avoide his witch Hagger as well. They don't take kindly to guests.......

You must forgive the messy state the harem is in right now. Added to the confusion of Lotor throwing our web programers to the Robeast pits, is the fact that it's currently going through construction, as Lotor adds a few more rooms (And Scribes! *WINK*) You'd best watch your step! You never know what you might trip over!

All Voltron characters are owned by WORLD EVENTS PRODUCTION. No copyright infringement is intended. The Scribes are owned by their respective creators, female fans of Prince Lotor!! WHOO HOO!!