The President's Message

By Ben Keller

To all members, persons who want to be members, and the general public:

A few months ago, my English teacher gave our class a lecture on change. This was not a lecture that should be labeled "bad," or "boring," but it should be labeled "inspirational."

I have made a change, one that I should have done a while ago, but not able to do. I am no longer accepting any members, and kicking all members out of the club.

You may be thinking to yourself, "What the heck is this crazed man doing?" But, rest assured there is a logical and appropriate explanation to my madness.

Everyone on the planet Earth is now a member of TSHC, if they want to, of course. There will be no prizes, no contests, none of anything, but pure, 100 percent information to please your senses.

Any and all comments, complaints, and suggestions will be accepted here.

Thank you, and enjoy the rest of your visit of The Salamandastron Hares' Club.

Signed,

Benjamin Keller

President, TSHC