Alright, you can stop smiling now, Max. Stop. Please?
MAX

Max is the family dog. He likes eating paper and grabage. He's 2 years-old. He sheds a lot and smiles way too much. No one is scared of Max. Not even the rabbits, birds, squirrels, and other animals that should skitter away as soon as Max appears. Nope. Instead, they laugh hysterically. But this doesn't bring ol' Max down. Nuh-uh. He just keeps smiling and smiling and smiling...