the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to X Files Stars
Driven by the incessant criticism of both DD and GA,including a barrage of cheap shots, misquotes, outright fabrications,silly polls (such as Mr. Showbiz' "Who's Friendlier" and TV Guide Online's "Who's Sexier"), the playing of DD against GA, and other outrages, I formally institute the SPCXFS (with permission from Barbara O'Neill SPCDD #1, SPCXFS #3). We have no creed, we only agree to: 1. Correct any bashing of either DD or GA, but most especially both. Tell newsgroups or mailing lists of offending websites, etc. Dispatch email to offending sites. 2. If you are a fan of either star more than the other, be fair to the other star, and leap in to stop people from running down DD at GA's expense, or vice versa. You can extend this to any other featured player on X. 3. Refuse to comment on and avoid all tabloid magazines which attempt to make people's lives miserable by printing such lovely gossip as GA's love life, and GA and DD's "affair." 4. Bash Joan Rivers at any opportunity. A joke but...email to E! wouldn't hurt!
Michele SPCXFS #1, Monica SPCXFS #2 and Barbara SPCXFS #3