Colander Man
He flies through the skies
He's got X-Rays in his eyes
Colander Man
Colander Man
He's got gadgets that are fancy
But using them is chancy
Colander Man
Colander Man
He fights the evil goons
With his plastic spoons
Colander Man
Colander Man
'Cause if he'd use a spork
People'd think he is a dork
Colander Man
Colander Man
Colander Man
No evil's safe from
Colander Man
He can only do it good
When he's in a cape and hood
Colander Man
Colander Man
He runs at a fast pace
He can win in any race
Colander Man
Colander Man
He wears camouflage tights
So he can't be seen at night
Colander Man
Colander Man
His ID's only known
By the pay telephone
Colander Man
Colander Man
Colander Man
No evil's safe from
Colander Man
He sniffs out the dirty rats
He knows right where they're at
Colander Man
Colander Man
When you scream for help he hears
With his superhuman ears
Colander Man
Colander Man
He has a daytime job to avert
Suspicion from the mob
Colander Man
Colander Man
He comes from outer space
That's why he seems out of place
Colander Man
Colander Man
Colander Man
No evil's safe from
Colander Man
He has foes and friends
The former he transcends
Colander Man
Colander Man
They want to rule the world
But fail when his cape's unfurled
Colander Man
Colander Man
His services are free
He likes to help you and me
Colander Man
Colander Man
So you never need to pay
If you need him to save your day
Colander Man
Colander Man
Colander Man
No evil's safe from
Colander Man
No evil's safe from
Colander Man
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