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Gabby's Xena RapGabrielle: Well let me tell you 'bout Xena She's a real mean chic Xena: Get it on girl! Gabrielle: I travel at her side with my scrolls and my stick Joxer: Go Gabby go! Gabrielle: She's got tight brown leather and deep black hair If you make her mad she'll get wicked with that stare Xena: I'll get medieval on you punk! Gabrielle:She used lead an army and destroyed villages all the time Joxer: Yes! Do it! Do it! Do it! Gabrielle: Now she fights injustice and cruelty and crime Xena: Pump it up! Gabrielle: She's gotta mighty killing disc she calls it a chakram If she sees evil warlords she's gonna try and stop 'em Joxer: Uh huh! Uh huh! Gabrielle: Sometimes she kills big nasties with her razor sharp sword Xena: Slice 'em up! Gabrielle: But she'll only use it as a last resort Joxer: That's right! Gabrielle: Sometimes she goes psycho and loses all control Xena: You know it! Gabrielle: I give her a speech and she finds her way home Joxer: Oh yeah baby! Gabrielle: She gets down sometimes from a whack sense of guilt Then she remembers the evil empire she'd have built Xena: My evil side, ooooohhh! Gabrielle: Everyday we wonder what adventure will come next Joxer: Don't forget about me! Gabrielle: And the writers have us sunk deep in subtext Xena: Tell it like it is Gabrielle: Now we bring our rap to an overdue end If you didn't get the message there was none we were trying to send Xena: We out! On to Page Two pictures | my commentary | sign the guestbook | view the guestbook |