7. Scuff Mark Cleaning Made Easy (provided by Popular Janitronics Online)
6. What to Do When You Steal a Small Ship From the DeepShip 86 and Tell Your Commanding Officer to "Bite me!"
5. The OASS (Organization Against Sarien Scum) Home Page
4. Specialty Mops: "Mops made for the janitor, once commander of a garbage scow!"
3. Apply for Janitor Intern for the President of the United States Home Page -- "It didn't quite help Ms. Lewinski "get off her hands and knees", but it can work for you!"
2. Yahoo!
1. The Save Space Quest 7 Page in the Land O' Cleaning!