X-FILES CAST AND CREW
On the Grassy Knoll
Photo Courtsey of Dean Haglund's Homepage. Taken and used without permission. No infringement intended.TLG and XFiles are owned NOT by me, but by Chris Carter and his merry band of Lawyers.

Ok so I have never been a huge conspiracy buff, but I must admit, they're fun to argue over:-) Well I was visiting Dean Haglund's site and felt that I needed a TLG page. I've decided that it will be dedicated to the spreading of conspiracy theories. And I want ALL of YOU to help me out:-) Whatever weird ones you've heard, perpetuated or read....pass them along to me and I'll post the most WAY OUT THERE ones I get:-) And I'm starting with one from my dad:-) *LMAO* when he told me!!!

THE SOCK CONSPIRACY
All those socks that disappear from your dryer......HERE'S what happened to them. It's just another of the government's way of keeping an eye out on the American people. You see all those missing socks......they're not missing! They've been ABDUCTED. To a giant underground wherehouse in the desert of Utah. It's a joint governmental/EBE ploy against the un suspecting inocents of this country. THEY want our socks.....if we lose one of a pair we are forced to go and buy another pair. And in THESE pairs are tracking devices. THEY know where you are, what you're doing and who you're with. So be VERY afraid......and REMEMBER! RUN your socks through a scanner....just to make sure.....then burn them!!!!

THE EMMY CONSPIRACY

Did anyone esles heart skip a beat when they said The and then started cryin when Practice? oh well i wasn't really expecting X-Files to win cuse as i see it its well written show never been done before. If u notice like all the shows nominated where a law drama or cop drama. Plus i think the government doesn't wanna give it to much publicity cuse then more people will find out the truth.-- from Tiffer from the MSRFanfic List.:-) TOOOOO TRUE!!!!

Clothing Catastrophe

Why is it that when women who are under 5'5" go shopping in the PETITE section of the store the clothes are STILL too big or long??? I mean as someone who is 5' tall this is an incredibly inconveince for me. To all those shops and designers, PETITE DOES NOT mean tall and anarexic!!!! It means small body frame!!!! Thanks Anna for the reminder of this latest conpiracy.

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On a random note I saw The Phantom Menace last night and as a tribute to the original Star Wars, because it was better, I'm posting this pic of one of the first Ballsy women, whom I think Scully takes after. Enjoy.