• "Rainbows, I hate rainbows"
• "Weeeeeee represent the members of the munchkin clan."
• "No! Not the Jump Tubes!"
• "I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee da lee dee, there they are a’ standin’ in a row, bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!"
• Call up Herb Scandell, give him some sort of a death threat, and hope to god he doesn’t have caller I.D.
• "Asta la vista, baby"
• "Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, springtime freshness, is in the air."
• "Born to be Wiiiiiiiild"
• "Mr. Burkman"
• Zip-a-dee doo-da! Zip-a-dee-a! My oh my, what a wonderful day....
  
  ~Any Jewel or Tina Turner song
  ~"I am (Your name) of Borg. Resistance is futile!"
  ~Lie on an inflateable raft, throw crushed ice all over it, and say, "Jack, Jack, wake up, Jack, the-the boat is here, Jack, etc."
  ~Sing "Unbreak My Heart" or "My Heart Will Go On"
  -contributed by Dena
  ~"Hello, my name is Mike Tyson, and I'm an alcoholic."
  -Contributed by Cara
  The NUMBER ONE fun thing to say, whether you're on helium or not, and Puck307 should know this already:
  LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!!!!!!!!
  The second, apparently, since everyone I know says it so often:
  "Shut up, Abraham!" (Note: since, and you can count this as one of your blessings, you don't know Abraham, just subsitute the name of the most annoying little freak you know of that looks suspiciously like an Andromedan chimpanzee. Wait a minute...that's an insult to Andromedan chimps. Nevermind...)
  The third, OBVIOUSLY, is:
  "Wingardium Leviosa!" (If you've never read the Harry Potter books, than you are a sad, sad, troubled character. Sad and troubled, I tell you...)
  The fourth is, "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..." (If you don't like Gilligan's Island, I used to know how you felt but then I watched the Nick at Nite "Gilligan Tuesday" thing and developed a liking for it.)
  And the fifth and final is:
  "Silence! I will not tolerate your insolence!" (This would be higher on the list, except for the fact that whenever I say it, someone around me goes, "I'm the boss, need the info!)
  ~Contributed by Athena273
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