This woman I chat with, Shannon, got the DVD set of the Family Guy, and sent the box in to Alex Borstein (who does the voice of Lois, as well as Swan, the little Chinese lady on MadTV) , and she autographed it and sent it back... so I got an idea. I went on eBay and bought a picture of Don Rickles . It's 3 pics of him...

I printed out 3 pictures of Alex Borstein, cut the faces out, taped them to the 3 Don Rickles faces...

and sent it to her with the following letter...
Dear Ms Borstein,
I couldn't get a photo of you, but here's some photos of Don Rickles that I taped your face on, that I printed out from the internet. If you could sign it to "to my 636th biggest fan, Hector Q. McGillicutty. Love Alex 'Rickles' Borstein"

Sincerely,

Joel O'Connor.

I GOT THE PICTURES BACK!!!

SHE DID IT!! AND she sent me a headshot of herself that she signed, "Hector, AKA Joel, You're nuts! Alex Borstein"

Proof positive that she is one of the funniest women, nay, funniest people ever.

The Alex Borstein Incident Part II

Not to be outdone, Shannon sent in a SKETCH of the picture I sent in (replacing the last one with Lois Griffin) on a NAPKIN, with the following note

Dear Lois Alex:
I aint got no fancy photos of you or Don Rickles, an' I'm too 'fraid to leave my shack in the woods unattended to go into town an' git me some (goddamn looters). So I had to draw pictures of your head taped onto pictures of Don Rickles's body. If you could sign it:

To my 635th biggest fan, Hector Q. McGillicutty's charmless partner in crime, Matilda Gum-Shoe. Love Alex "Rickles" Borstein

I'd be happier than a bisexual midget at a nudist colony.

Sincerely,

Shannon Tahir

PS: If that lying bitch Calista Flockhart tells you she got the same picture, just remember she's delerious from lack of food.

(there's actually an arrow that points to a side note that says the following) I'm a way bigger fan than Hector -even if I don't got the cash to send ya them fancy photographs.

Shannon got hers back as well!!

On the side, "What is this? A dinner napkin? Fancy."

Fantastic



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