The Battle Of The Champions - Moridin vs the Balrog

by Dedicated Varel


Welcome to the third annual Battle of the Champions! This time, instead of pitting fantasy heroes against each other, we're pitting tbe villans against each other! Our first matchup is between Moridin, of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, and Balrog, of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy!
Each of these villans has fallen once: Moridin to Rand (as Ishamael) and Balrog to Gandalf! Now, they're fighting for the right to be reborn, here, in the Mines of Moria! The mindcams have been hooked up, so, LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBLE!

Balrog's got his flaming sword out, but it can't hold up to Moridin! He's flinging the True Power everywhere! Balrog's trying to get close enough, but, ouch! Moridin just slammed a bolt of lightning right where it hurts!

Balrog's hurting now, but he's still ready. He's throwing the blade at Moridin like a boomerang, hits, cutting into Moridin's chest!

They're both hurting now folks, but Moridin's totally P.O.'d with Balrog. He's unleashing balefire now, which I thought was banned! The judges are getting into an argument...Moridin just balefired the judges! That's gotta hurt!

We'll be back after this message from the Hair Club for Darkfriends.

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And we're back. When we left off, Moridin had balefired the judges before they could rule over whether or not balefire was allowed. No new judges have been found, so we'll just continue from here.

Balrog narrowly dodges the balefire, and cuts into Moridin's legs! Moridin's starting to burn, but...oh, yes! He sent the fire into Balrog!

It doesn't look good for Balrog, folks. He's on his last legs. he? Yes, he is! He's leaping at Moridin, planning on tearing off the Forsaken's head!

Hmm...the mindcams seem to be malfunctioning, since we haven't been able to pick up any of their thoughts. Anyhow, Moridin's building up the fire in Balrog, but will it be too late?

NO! Balrog burns up just before landing on Moridin! The winner is Moridin!

Stay tuned for our next event: Matrim Cauthon from Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time versus the T-1000 from Terminator 2!

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