Help!

Help! We need somebody,
Help! Is there anybody?
Help! We know we need someone,
Help!

When we weren't shielded and had not been locked away
We never thought we'd need the help we find we need today
But now that saidar's gone we're no longer so sure
And now we need someone indeed to open up this door

Help me if you can, I'm in the Stone
Get past soldiers and Forsaken on your own
My appreciation surely I'll make known
Won't you please, please help me?

And now our situation's changed in many ways
We've found that not all people wither at our gaze
And we can't channel freely as we did before
We know that we don't have the key, so burn this flaming door!

Help me if you can, I'm in the Stone
Get past soldiers and Forsaken on your own
My appreciation surely I'll make known
If you please, please help me

Shut up Mat Cauthon, don't care what you've got to say
We never needed any of your help here anyway,
Now saidar's back, for fun, let's lift you off the floor
Cos now you'll find you've changed our minds by opening that door.

Help? Such impudence I've never known
Fancy thinking I'd not do it on my own
Just be grateful I don't kick you round the Stone
If you dare, dare help me, help me, help meeeee-ooooooh.

Raina's Hold / Raina's Library / Raina's Library - Other People's Humour

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