Help! Help! We need somebody, Help! Is there anybody? Help! We know we need someone, Help! When we weren't shielded and had not been locked away We never thought we'd need the help we find we need today But now that saidar's gone we're no longer so sure And now we need someone indeed to open up this door Help me if you can, I'm in the Stone Get past soldiers and Forsaken on your own My appreciation surely I'll make known Won't you please, please help me? And now our situation's changed in many ways We've found that not all people wither at our gaze And we can't channel freely as we did before We know that we don't have the key, so burn this flaming door! Help me if you can, I'm in the Stone Get past soldiers and Forsaken on your own My appreciation surely I'll make known If you please, please help me Shut up Mat Cauthon, don't care what you've got to say We never needed any of your help here anyway, Now saidar's back, for fun, let's lift you off the floor Cos now you'll find you've changed our minds by opening that door. Help? Such impudence I've never known Fancy thinking I'd not do it on my own Just be grateful I don't kick you round the Stone If you dare, dare help me, help me, help meeeee-ooooooh. Raina's Hold / Raina's Library / Raina's Library - Other People's Humour |