TOP 35 FAMOUS LAST WORDS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SAID IN THE WHEEL OF TIME

by Leif Jacobsson, Sweden (aka Nazir)

035. Hmmm, I'm out of firewood. I wonder if the tubes Aludra gave me will burn?

034. I wonder why the door opened and closed by itself? Oh well, just the wind, probably…

033. Okey gambler, hand over that foxhead amulet and no one will be hurt!

032. Birgitte? You? That's a good one!

031. Oooh, that ruby-hilted dagger sure looks awesome!

030. I don't think that Lanfear is THAT good-looking…

029. Shienarans are wimps!

028. My, what a beautiful big black dog! Here doggy, doggy…

027. Hi, Chiad. Wanna dance?

026. Between you and me, the hardest thing working for Sammael is that you have to get down on your knees to look him in the eye! HAHAHAHAHAHA… oops! Eh, good day, sir, I was merely joking…

025. Thom Merrilin wants to perform at my court? What an honor!

024. Girls, aren't the silver necklaces that the Seanchan Aes Sedai are wearing absolutely gorgeous? I wonder if I can get one…

023. Hey, Egwene, guess what! I've bonded Gawyn as my warder…

022. Min, why are you turning pale when you look at me?

021. Eh, Graendal, just what do you mean when you say "becoming your pet"?

020. Okey, Galad's alone, and there is fifty of us. Attack!

019. Aha! So YOU are Demandred?

018. Hello, I'm from Cairhien… why are you veiling yourselves?

017. Gee, I wonder how Elayne will react when she hears that I'm sleeping with Rand?

016. Look, Aviendha, I have a spear, and you don't… BWAHAHAHAHA!

015. Put on your best clothes, everyone, the Trollocs have invited us over for dinner!

014. Sure, I'll help you leave the city, Mordeth.

013. Bael and Rhuarc, look at this! I have gotten a tattoo just like the ones you guys have…

012. See this snowball? I prepared it just for Nynaeve…

011. This is a dream; I can get away with anything!

010. Hey, Liandrin, look at this black rod I found in the Tower. I wonder what will happen if I channel into it…

009. Don't worry. Rand al'Thor doesn't know how to use his powers yet…

008. Gotta go, guys. Semiraghe have asked me to participate in one of her experiments…

007. Excuse me, but are you aware of the fact that those white cloaks really make you look like sissies?

006. Greetings, Mr. Myrdraal. We follow the way of the leaf…

005. Look, Perrin, a wolf! Let's kill it!

004. Personally, I think Nynaeve is a goose… Oh hi, Lan, I didn't see you standing there…

003. I think I'm gonna go into battle without the Maidens again…

002. Some brandy? Thank you, Shiaine, that's very thoughtful of you…

001. I'm sure Elaida knows what she is doing!

Now, that last one really IS suicidal! - Raina

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