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Entry of the BBS Rambler Hi,
Im the BBS Rambler, and I ramble, you could
probably have guessed that, but I told you anyway, I
guess that was a silly thing to do, but well, ramblings
pretty silly too, isnt it? So anyway, I just
thought Id ramble for a while about the Wheel of
Time, and maybe other stuff as well, it all depends,
although Im not sure on what, probably on nothing
at all, and if I ramble long enough you might guess who I
am. Is that good or bad, do you think? I mean, you might
like my rambling, and that would be good, or you might be
mad at me for wasting your time, and then itd be
bad if you guessed who I was, bad for me anyway, and then
you might, you might, well Im not sure what you
might do but it probably wouldnt be good. For me I
mean. And now look what Ive done, instead of
rambling about the WoT Ive just gone rambling off
about nothing, well not really nothing, rambling about
rambling, would you call that meta-rambling? Or super-rambling?
Or infra-rambling? Something like that I suppose, now see
Ive done it again, rambling off again, did you know
that rambling roses grow in the bottom of my garden, wild
ones, maybe the Dark Sisters would forgive me for all
this rambling if I gave them a rose, but that still
leaves the Light Warriors, do Light Warriors like roses,
or just stuff like sock puppets and TurboWax, which seems
a very strange thing to be obsessive about, maybe its the
taint getting to them, but it cant be, can it,
because not all of them are men, and not all the men can
channel, oh well, maybe theyll be too busy hunting
for their TurboWax to get mad at me, and anyway the Wheel
weaves as the Wheel wills, which brings me back to the
topic of the Wheel of Time which was what I was rambling
about to begin with.
The most argued-about subject seems to be Taim and
Demandred, so thats where Ill start, although
Ive already started, and indeed covered a page or
so, but you know what I mean, or maybe you dont,
how would I know, indeed how would anyone know, any more
than anyone knows whether Taim is really Demandred,
except Robert Jordan of course, and maybe
some people at TOR, and speaking of TOR, when in the ****
is that **** book 8 going to come out, excuse my
language, the Longing seems to be getting to me, and
there dont seem to be any stedding around, not that
there would be of course since this isnt really the
world of the Wheel, what shall we call it, Randland, or
Aranrhiod, or the Creators Palm, or
Wheelworld, or Jordana, I really have no idea, maybe
someone would like to suggest a name, if they can still
remember it once theyve gotten to the end of this
ramble and maybe guessed who I am, I wonder if anyone
will guess, probably not, so Ill give you a clue,
sometime during this ramble, ramble ramble ramble, sorry
about that, I couldnt think of anything to ramble
about for the moment, and as you know, or maybe you dont,
I dont know, ramblers are out of business if they
stop rambling, even for a second during their ramble, so
I filled it in with the word ramble, like I
said, sorry about that.
So, lets talk about the people on this BBS, or
rather Ill talk and you can listen, or read, since
I cant stop rambling to let you join in the
conversation, sorry, cant help it, its just
rambling rules, okay, lets start with the Dark
Sisters, cause theyre the prettiest,
especially Ariella, and Smoke, and Sundara and Egwene2,
well I guess all of them are, but Ill start with
Ariella
because shes the oldest, and shes the Great
Mistress of the Dark, and shes a redhead, well
auburn, and I dont know if she has a redheaded
temper as well and I dont want to find out, anyway,
like I said, shes the Great Mistress of the Dark,
and she has a pet called Darkhound who Ill talk
about later, and shes Shaitans twin
sister which I guess says a lot. And then theres
Smoke, which is short for Smoke Ashalen, and shes
very pretty too, but Demandred would be mad at me if I
said too much about that, so I wont, and Egwene2,
there never was an Egwene1 so dont ask, shes
also pretty, they all are, I think I said that, anyway
shes the newest Sister, but not the youngest, the
youngest is Sundara, shes a Domani, and having said
that I dont need to say shes pretty, even
though I just said it, she argues a lot with Jandor and
its a good thing for him their arguments are over
the Net, because I dont think its possible to
win an argument with a Domani woman if you can see her,
on the basis that it really isnt easy to argue with
a woman when youre trying to see through her dress,
and now Id better shut up about that before Eval
Ramman challenges me to a duel, which he already did to
Strawn, and as I recall Jhenneth, who might be the same
person as Strawn, and either of them might be the same
person as Blaine, or both of them might be. Life is very
confusing.
Anyway, I was talking about Jandor, and that brings me to
the Light Warriors, who as I mentioned before are very
strange people, Agelmar used to be in charge, and wear
lampshades on his head, but now hes gone and
Daylorn is in charge, I havent seen him wearing a
lampshade yet but its too early to know for sure,
and he just promoted a lot of people, like Kerek, hes
the one whos strange about sock puppets, and
Cerise, whos a Blue Aes Sedai, and pretty, all the
women on this BBS seem to be pretty, and Alianin, a
Maiden of the Spear, ditto, and Perrin and Mordeth. You
know, Mordeth is a very strange name for a Light Warrior,
oh well, the BBS Rambler isnt much of a
name either, but then it isnt my real name, you
might or not find out what my real name is later,
depending on how good you are at guessing games, which is
what this really is, after all. And Taim, who just joined
the Light Warriors, and denies being Demandred, just like
Demandred denies being Taim, so I guess they arent
the same after all, especially since theyre on
opposite sides, but you never know, that might be a ruse,
and Im not going to say what I think because then
you might guess who I am, I might be one of those
incredibly vehement people who insist Taim is Demandred,
and speaking of Sundara, which I wasnt, really, but
it was implied, have you noticed that this is a lot like
Court in Session, with you having to guess who the person
with the weird alias is, so maybe I am Sundara, but then,
maybe Im not, since Smoke did the same thing with
Tar Valon Tales, so I might be Smoke, except that Smoke
isnt back yet, or is she? You never know, do you?
Or I might be Darkhound. Darkhound is after all known for
pranks, such as that time he rearranged his name and
tried to join the Dark Sisters, and then the Light
Warriors, but Mordeth guessed, clever Mordeth, I guessed
too, but then I might be just saying that, or I might
not, thats something else you cant know,
until, or unless, you guess who I am, I like guessing
games, and I hope you do too, because as I said this is
really just a guessing game. Or I might be almost anyone
else, someone I havent mentioned yet, like Tuon or
Aemon or Haman, or Dazar, or Ishy or Moridin, who are the
same person, or rather ones the other reborn, which
gets confusing, although not quite as confusing as Strawn
and Blaine and Jhenneth. Or I might be one of the Dark
Brothers. What, dont you know about the Dark
Brothers? Well, theyre like Dark Sisters, only
male, and only one of them can channel, thats
Ceralic, whos also a Dreamer, and has been flirting
with the other Dreamer on the side of the Shadow, which
is Sundara, so theyd better watch out that Eval
doesnt find out, although I might be Eval, in which
case Eval has already found out, hasnt he? Or then
again I might not be Eval, I might be Tam alThor,
who is the other Dark Brother, and a blademaster, he cant
channel, but with everyone else being able to channel it
makes quite a refreshing contrast, contrast is always
good, like Light and Dark, which is why neither side is
ever going to win, or really wants to if it comes to
that, because then there wouldnt be any contrast.
Have you noticed how long some of my sentences are? Thats
the sign of a true rambler, you see. Although Kiriath
does quite well with short sentences, he used to be the
King of Rambling, until Cerise showed up and rambled
about Elayne and Min and Aviendha, and won the Rambling
Contest, and then I showed up, although of course I might
be Cerise or Kiriath, or I might be a new entry onto the
scene, a brand new rambler, in which case I could be
anyone, anyway I promised you a clue as to who I was, and
here it is, I am someone I have mentioned in the above
ramble. Although as youll notice if you think about
it for a moment that is really not much of a clue. But its
a challenge for you, and challenges are good for the
character, so you all should have wonderful characters
once youve guessed who I am, or gotten sick of
guessing, unfortunately you might use those wonderful
characters to characterfully decide to throw a cream pie
at me, like happened to someone or other over in Belgium,
which must have been embarassing, but then again,
embarassing events are probably good for the character as
well, so well all have wonderful characters, so Ill
be doing a public service even if no one appreciates it,
even me, in which case you might wonder why Im
rambling at all, well keep wondering, I dont know
either, maybe someones using Compulsion on me, or
more likely its the stress of waiting for PoD, that
doesnt matter, what really matters is that Ive
gotten across my point, and the point that Ive
managed to get across, or at least hope I have, anyway
the point Im trying to get across to you is that
THIS IS RAMBLING.
I remain, ladies and gentlemen,
yours ramblingly,
the BBS Rambler.
The BBS Rambler was eventually
uncovered as Eval Ramman, and set the standards for
rambling until the closure of the BBS. Unfortunately,
none of his later rambles have been recovered.
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