"Soon I'll Be An Aes Sedai"

spoof of 'the saga begins'
(w/c is a parody of 'american pie' so in effect you can call this a spoof of american pie instead of the saga begins but i'm just rambling. anyway, a parody is a spoof is a parody is a..a..you people understand..)

a long long time ago
the wheel of time turns
and ages come to pass
and the mighty dragon was reborn
as a lowly farmer boy
and the world was all a-whack
and his entourage, they didn't thrill us
with a wolf-boy shmuck and a horny idiot
being ta'veren's a blast
we need help and fast...
but in andor so it seems
lives a girl and her mommy's queen
she's got saidar not saidin
she's..to the tower gone..

oh my my, this little andoran child
queen of andor someday later-now she's just a novice
she left the throne and kissed morgase goodbye
sayin' "soon i'll be an aes sedai"
"soon i'll be an aes sedai"

along the way the dragon she met
they fell in love but weren't wed
(he's got three brides they say)
and there she is with her flashing eyes
more ter'angreal she wants to find
dreamin' she'll be green ajah one day

now poor rand has gotten on her nerves
taim'll get 'im if she don't get him first
and she's in love it's true
but what's a future queen to do?
morgase's gone, the throne ain't in her name
and for that she's got the dragon to blame
who still hasn't had a piece of rand?
you got it, our girl elayne

we started singin'...my my, this little andoran child
queen of andor someday later-now she's just a novice
she left the throne and kissed morgase goodbye
sayin' "soon i'll be an aes sedai"
"soon i'll be an aes sedai"

in the white tower so they said
elayne was just an accepted
until that fateful day
now she's an renegade ter'angreal hunter-ess
her goal: the bowl of winds to possess
world-wide weather to improve..
a job well done she then went home
and the dragon banner on her throne was torn
oh, she was in a rage
she wanted al'thor in a cage
it was time to make her dreams appear
and with her royal queenly sneer
"rand you bloody wool-headed dear
prepare to be bonded!"

we were singin'...my my, this little andoran child
queen of andor someday later-now she's just a novice
she left the throne and kissed morgase goodbye
sayin' "soon i'll be an aes sedai"
"soon i'll be an aes sedai"

so, now what's there to do?
hey mr. jordan how are you?
the new book's still not out
we're still here, begging for more
got to know whether elayne'll score
but for now this is what i have to say...
we'll all rejoice when faile had died
and when those blasted seanchan have fried
and please show us matrim cauthon
we hope his luck's still workin'
and the aes sedai we need the most
please bring moiraine back in the show
and there's one thing we want to know
who the daughter of the nine moons is

and we were singin'...my my, this little andoran child
queen of andor someday later-now she's just a novice
she left the throne and kissed morgase goodbye
sayin' "soon i'll be an aes sedai"
"soon i'll be an aes sedai"

we were singin'...my my, this little andoran child
queen of andor someday later-now she's just a novice
she left the throne and kissed morgase goodbye
sayin' "soon i'll be an aes sedai"
"soon i'll be an aes sedai"

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