Pretty Fly for an Aes Sedai (the Zedora version)

Channel for me baby (Uh-huh Uh-huh)
Channel for me baby (Uh-huh Uh-huh)
Channel for me baby (Uh-huh Uh-huh)

And all the Warders say I'm pretty fly..

For an Aes Sedai.

You know it's kinda hard on Aes Sedai today. 
The White Cloaks aren't cool, but they think it anyway. 
They may not have a clue, and they may not have style. 
But everything they lack, well she'll make up with BALEFIRE.

She won't debate, her aim is straight,
and you know she'll only stare at you coldly anyway.
She'll do her thing, and make heads ring.
She'll get her way, she'll get her way. 
And if you don't rate, don't wait to get out late. 
At least you know you can always go jump in a lake. 
The world loves cute Sedai's, so 
hey, hey do your channelin' thing!

Channel for me baby (Uh-huh Uh-huh)
Channel for me baby (Uh-huh Uh-huh)
Channel for me baby (Uh-huh Uh-huh)

She needs some cool Gaidin, not just any will suffice. 
But there were just so damn many that she had to go back twice. 
Now trottin' on her gelding, she sees White Cloaks as they pass. 
But if they look back twice, she'll kick their darkfriend ass!!

She won't debate, her aim is straight,
and you know she'll only stare at you coldly anyway.
She'll do her thing, and make heads ring.
She'll get her way, she'll get her way. 
And if you don't rate, don't wait to get out late. 
At least you know you can always go jump in a lake. 
The world loves cute Sedai's, so 
hey, hey do your channelin' thing!

Now she's gettin' some angreal, ya she's gettin juiced up. 
She asked for about 13, but ended up with 31. 
She thinks she's pretty nice, but not quite fly. 
But in her sister's minds she's the, she's the Dopest Sedai!!

 Red, Green, Blue, White, Yellow, Brown, and Grey.

She won't debate, her aim is straight,
and you know she'll only stare at you coldly anyway.
She'll do her thing, and make heads ring.
She'll get her way, she'll get her way. 
And if you don't rate, don't wait to get out late. 
At least you know you can always go jump in a lake. 
The world loves cute Sedai's, so 
hey, hey do your channelin' thing!

Raina's Hold / Raina's Library / Raina's Library - Other People's Humour
 

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