"!%*$&#," said Pooh, as Tigger kicked him in the testicles.

"$%*&^% NO CARRIER," said Pooh, as his modem went bang.

"Bansai!" shouted Pooh, suicidally diving towards the US carrier.

"Bollocks," said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.

"Bollocks," said Pooh, going through his rebellious phase.

"Bollocks," said Pooh, in the middle of his rebellious phase.

"bOt - bOtHeR," said Pooh, as he realised the bottle was empty.

"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as Pooh produced the Vaseline.

"Bother," said Piglet, as Pooh smeared him in honey.

"Bother," said Pooh, and quietly erased his hard disk.

"Bother," said Pooh, and threw another hand grenade into the water.

"Bother," said Pooh, as another OutRage blackmail threat arrived.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin produced a condom.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Eeyore took him from behind.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he drew his .45 and shot the intruder.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the bridge with his stick.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened his rucksack whilst skydiving.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he read the court summons.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised he had contracted herpes.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised he'd said "fuck" in the wrong chat room

"Bother," said Pooh, as he realised that he said "fuck" in Fidonet.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped a fresh clip into the uzi.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he sped through a police radar trap.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he tasted the bacon in his sandwich.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he trapped his testicles in the honey jar.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.

"Bother," said Pooh, as his derivatives trading backfired.

"Bother," said Pooh, as his doctor showed him the HIV test results.

"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN server started to smoke.

"Bother," said Pooh, as his Uzi jammed.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga discovered him buggering Roo.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Ken Clark praised his efficiency.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet got out his whip.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet turned up on the meat counter.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet's mutilated body was found near Bristol.

"Bother," said Pooh, as received his Compuserve bill.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Roger Cook knocked on the door again.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the 4-iron struck him soundly in the groin.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the bin men stuck him to the front of the cart.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the milking machine refused to stop.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the police enquired about the phonebox ad.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the serious crime squad took his GIFs.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the Vice Squad confiscated his GIFs.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger caught him with a rent boy.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger trapped his gonads in a vice.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows crashed for the umpteenth time.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows crashed into piglet.

"Bother," said Pooh, catching his penis in his trouser zip.

"bOtHeR," said Pooh, mistaking the LSD tablet for aspirin.

"Bother," said Pooh, mistaking the superglue for his 'ointment'.

"Bother," said Pooh, when he looked up his name in the dictionary.

"Bother," said Pooh, when he realised he was drawn without genitalia.

"Bother," said Pooh, when Piglet paged him on line.

"Bother," said Pooh, when the local dealer got arrested.

"Bother," said Pooh, "who put sand in the Vaseline?"

"Bother," said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh."

"Bother,"saidPoohwhenhisspacebarrefusedtowork.

"Bugger," said Pooh, feeling very annoyed.

"Bugger," said Pooh, when Piglet took him to the Blue Oyster Bar.

"Bums," said Pooh, trying out a new catchphrase.

"Eat shit mother!" cried Pooh, rebelliously.

"F*ck you all!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.

"Fuck off!" said Pooh, enjoying the Flaming conference.

"Get off my turf!" screamed Pooh, as he shot at Paddington.

"Nngggg," said Pooh, and Eeyore's legs buckled.

"OH F*CK IT!" said Pooh, who REALLY didn't care anymore.

"Rehtob," said Pooh, as the transporter malfunctioned.

"Rehtob," said Pooh, as time inversed around him.

"rehtoB," said Pooh, as time unravelled around him.

"Scheisse," said Pooh, trying out his German.

"Where's Piglet?" asked Pooh, as he munched a pork pie.

"Wibble," said Pooh, the stress beginning to show.

"Yummy," said Pooh, as he rotated Piglet slowly on the spit.