[18:33] [Heckraiser] So I find “God and Generals” on Kazaa, I click "Find more from same user" and there'

[18:33] [Heckraiser] "Woman hanging upsidedown horsewhipped"

[18:33] [Heckraiser] Confederates and their horsewhips!

[18:34] [ThaneOfFascistan] haha, Gods and Generals? You have insomnia?

[18:34] [Heckraiser] "Raped-bound-whipped" is another of his favorite movies

[18:35] [Heckraiser] "Spanked and tits twisted" yep, bet he's a member of CWA too

[18:37] [Heckraiser] "Suspended by ropes with a plug in her ****"

[18:37] [ThaneOfFascistan] Tit twisting. Is that anything like cock punching?

[18:37] [nuveeeeena] very similar

[18:37] [Heckraiser] He's also a Sailor Moon fan

[18:37] [ThaneOfFascistan] what is Sailor Moon?

[18:38] [nuveeeeena] big eyed anime teen girls

[18:38] [Heckraiser] Little asian girls in school uniforms

[18:38] [nuveeeeena] in sailor uniforms

[18:38] [ThaneOfFascistan] HAHAHAHA

[18:38] [nuveeeeena] with super powers

[18:38] [Daria67ca] who triumph over evil

[18:38] [Heckraiser] Not yet tied up and tit-twisted, that is

[18:38] * quirkie looks around fior a bigger bucket

[18:38] [ThaneOfFascistan] The Powerpuff Girls all grown up?

[18:38] [Heckraiser] Popular among Republicans, so it seems

[18:39] [Heckraiser] Ew, I don't wanna see the powerpuffs tittwisted

[18:39] [nuveeeeena] I break the fingers that try THAT

[18:39] [Heckraiser] "I pissed in this ho's face" is the name of another of this charming republicans favorite films

[18:40] [ThaneOfFascistan] quite a cinephile, this guy seems to be.

[18:40] [nuveeeeena] no doubt, Heck

[18:41] [Heckraiser] he's into prostate torture as well

[18:41] [Heckraiser] Closet gay, like so many republicans

[18:42] [Heckraiser] And the MANDITORY country music, of course

[18:44] [Heckraiser] So just think, this guy spends half his free time ranting about clinton getting a blowjob, and the other half of his time watching prostrate torture and nipple twisting....

[18:44] [ThaneOfFascistan] Prostate tortuer. I don't even want to know....

[18:44] [nuveeeeena] calls it "oppo research"

[18:46] [Heckraiser] He's got a lot of golden shower movies, I guess that explains why they don't want to fund sewers and such

[18:47] [nuveeeeena] ah, knew there was a golden shower in there somewhere

[18:47] [Heckraiser] Oh yes, and like any PETA-hater, of course there's beastiality

[18:48] [ThaneOfFascistan] This guy sounds like a winner...

[18:48] [Heckraiser] I'm going to check out some other republicans now

[18:48] [nuveeeeena] nasty

[18:49] [Heckraiser] What should I search for? "Bush Hero" or something?

[18:49] [Heckraiser] Rambo?

[18:49] [ThaneOfFascistan] They love anything with Mel Gibson in it. That Braveheart movie. They LOVE that.

[18:49] [Heckraiser] The patriot

[18:49] [Weezil] the patriot is the best way

[18:49] [nuveeeeena] oh, and The Patriot

[18:49] [Heckraiser] Red storm rising

[18:50] [Heckraiser] Ok, I'll try "Clinton Pervert" and then see how many of it's viewers are also into rape and beastiality porn

[18:51] [Heckraiser] Ok, I've found "ebonic graduation" by Rush Limbaughm let's see what porn this Dittohead likes

[18:52] [onebox] hehe

[18:52] [Heckraiser] Sounds racist, Rush did Blackface?

[18:52] [onebox] i bet it is Scalia or Thomas's computer

[18:53] [Heckraiser] Hey, there's Wrasslin' we've got a real repug here

[18:56] [Heckraiser] Here we are, "katie sucking on dildo covered with ****...."Yep, he'd need a dildo, being a repug

[18:56] [Heckraiser] Can't get it up without bombing someone

[18:57] [Heckraiser] "Nice looking 17 year old"

[18:57] [Heckraiser] Yep, Rush limbaugh loving pedophile, should I go on to the next republican or delve deeper into this one?

[18:59] [Heckraiser] "Ex girlfriend takes it up the-" yep, ex girlfriends is the only kind repugs have

[18:59] [Miss_Morgan] lol

[18:59] [Heckraiser] "My sister...." Yep, confirmed republican....

[18:59] [Miss_Morgan] hahaha!

[18:59] [Heckraiser] “16 year old”

[19:00] [Heckraiser] The longer I look, the younger this dittohead's family values get

[19:00] [Heckraiser] "Katie 14"

[19:00] [onebox] yep

[19:00] [Heckraiser] Ok, on to republican number 3

[19:00] [Heckraiser] (Bartcop should do this on his radio!)

[19:01] [Heckraiser] Let's suggest BC try this live, it's more fun than reading the newspaper

[19:02] [Heckraiser] Again, the asians, filipina beach watching in this case, wonder if filming children at nude beaches is legal

[19:02] [Heckraiser] "Titten-8"

[19:02] [Heckraiser] What language is that?

[19:02] [Heckraiser] Does it mean what I think it means?

[19:03] [Heckraiser] I'm feeling sick, onto the next Dittohead

[19:03] [onebox] lol

[19:03] [onebox] craaaazy

[19:03] [Heckraiser] Now I'm downloading Rush Limbaughs "Fag update" can't wait to see what that is

[19:04] [Heckraiser] Okay, Dittohead #3's list is now downloading

[19:04] [theoectomy] how are you doing this?

[19:04] [Heckraiser] Kazaa

[19:04] [theoectomy] ah

[19:04] [onebox] you know...

[19:04] [nuveeeeena] good clean fun

[19:04] [ThaneOfFascistan] This WOULD be a great Bart bit

[19:04] [onebox] the virus transmission program

[19:05] [Heckraiser] Right

[19:05] [Heckraiser] Download SEVERAL antivirus programs before you use Kazaa

[19:06] [Heckraiser] Damn, another bondage freak!

[19:06] [Heckraiser] I'm not F***ing kidding, 3 republicans, 3 rape and child porn loving perverts!

[19:06] [Heckraiser] It's like reading minds@

[19:07] [No-Dak] Heck - and this suprizes you?

[19:07] [ThaneOfFascistan] Snicker...child porn IS GOP family values.

[19:07] [Heckraiser] Ew, Tonya Harding Porn - sick!

[19:07] [theoectomy] haha

[19:08] [ThaneOfFascistan] Tonya Harding porn...eeeeek

[19:08] [Heckraiser] "Asian schoolgirl raped in classroom.mpg"

[19:08] [Heckraiser] Right alongs side Rush Limbaughs "Clintons America.mp3"

[19:08] [ThaneOfFascistan] Boy, the Republicans seem to have a certain set of preferences all right.

[19:09] [Heckraiser] "Tied up bukkakke"

[19:09] [ThaneOfFascistan] yeah, better warn him about the virus software first...

[19:09] [Heckraiser] "Violent rape (looks real)"

[19:10] [Heckraiser] "Gina 14 suck.mpg"

[19:13] [ThaneOfFascistan] 14 year old girls sucking on dildos is EROTICA?

[19:14] [Heckraiser] "childlover.mpg" hopw can you love and rape them at the same time?

[19:15] [Heckraiser] For equal time, I'm going to check out what porn liberals like

[19:15] [Heckraiser] I've got one of the "Rush sings I'm a nazi" but there actually isn't any "erotica" at all.

I guess he has a wife who actually loves him or something.

[19:16] [theoectomy] how do you identify liberals, Heckraiser?

[19:16] [ThaneOfFascistan] heckraiser, probably orgies with women over 21...

[19:16] [marty2] rush is on wife #3

[19:16] [No-Dak] liberals have the hots for partners who consent

[19:17] [Heckraiser] The dirtiest thing this liberal has is south park clips - not even episodes, clips

[19:17] [Heckraiser] I don't think he has anything illegal

[19:18] [Heckraiser] Very eclectic taste in music, like me

[19:18] [Heckraiser] Everything from the Supremes to No Doubt to Ozzy and Classical

[19:19] [Heckraiser] Alright, spying on liberals is boring

[19:19] [theoectomy] haha

[19:19] [Heckraiser] On to repug number 4 or is it 5 now?

[19:20] [ThaneOfFascistan] 4, I think.

[19:20] [Heckraiser] Ok, family values bondage and child porn freak #4...

[19:21] [VonRex] heckraiser what are you doing?

[19:21] [Heckraiser] I'm reading repubican minds

[19:21] [Heckraiser] I go onto Kaaza, a file sharing program

[19:21] [Heckraiser] And find out what files republicans have downloaded

[19:21] [VonRex] how do you do that?

[19:21] [Heckraiser] So I search for "Rush Limbaugh" then I check what else that user has

[19:21] [VonRex] cool idea

[19:22] [Heckraiser] For the last 3 rush limbaugh fans it's been torture and child porn clips

[19:22] [VonRex] there isn't a way to connect directly to a specific person's kazaa share is there?

[19:22] [VonRex] that would make a good magazine article

[19:22] [Heckraiser] I'll make a faq with full instructions on how to have fun with file sharing

[19:22] [Heckraiser] It's easy just click "more from this user"

[19:23] [Heckraiser] Then click "category"

[19:23] [Heckraiser] Most of it is country music

[19:23] [ThaneOfFascistan] Heck, you gotta send this to Bart. It would make a great bit.

[19:25] [Heckraiser] "tiny love - teenage anal clinic"

[19:26] [Heckraiser] This guy has a huge section of "Southern rock" whatever that is

[19:26] [VonRex] lol

[19:26] [ThaneOfFascistan] Lynrd Skynrd and Molly Hatchet, Heck.

[19:26] [Heckraiser] Oh, so NOW he can tolerate lesbianism

[19:27] [nuveeeeena] if he gets to watch..?

[19:27] [Heckraiser] When it's "high school"

[[19:28] [Heckraiser] "girlscouts fisting"

[19:28] [onebox] oh geezuz

[19:28] [Heckraiser] And they don't want gays in boyscouts...

[19:28] [nuveeeeena] oh ICK

[19:28] [ThaneOfFascistan] haha, lesbians in the Girl Scouts is OK, I guess.

[19:28] [Heckraiser] Okay, he's a bit of a newbie, not much here (that first guy must have had 2 gigs, I swear)

[19:28] [onebox] "dont ask, dont tell"

[19:28] [Heckraiser] On to pervet #5

[19:29] [VonRex] I've never quite got the lesbianism kink

[19:29] [Heckraiser] Oh, but more equal time, I'll check out another liberal

[19:29] [ThaneOfFascistan] I'm waiting for "Home moovy of me and little Etta-Sue gittin it on"

[19:30] [onebox] lol ThaneOfFascistan

[19:30] [Heckraiser] I'll see what porn Rage against the machine fans like

[19:31] [Heckraiser] Hm, he's got snoop dog porn but he's also into snoop dog music, so does it count?

[19:32] [Heckraiser] Woah, Kyle did a ligerie ad? Sorry, I'm going to be distracted for a bit

[19:32] [onebox] on a mechanical bull

[19:32] [ThaneOfFascistan] Snoop is making porn movies, right?

[19:32] [Heckraiser] She'd hardly underage, is she?

[19:32] [VonRex] yeah I think so, he has multiple enterprises

[19:32] [ThaneOfFascistan] Klylie Minogue?

[19:32] [ThaneOfFascistan] Kylie

[19:33] [Heckraiser] Damn, that's the closest I can get

[19:33] [Heckraiser] Oh, here we are

[19:33] * nuveeeeena salutes Heckraiser as a comic genius

[19:34] [Heckraiser] Lot's of interracial, well we're against segregation, aren't we?

[19:34] [ThaneOfFascistan] Heckraiser, you should do this on BC Radio, and listeners can click along with you. Interactive radio.

[19:34] [Heckraiser] They like Asians, but not blacks

[19:34] [onebox] ill second that nuveeeeena!

[19:34] [Heckraiser] Only this Rage fan likes blacks

[19:35] [VonRex] they like asian women but they seem to also like watching movies with black men.

[19:35] [Heckraiser] He's also got guides to make women orgasm

[19:35] [VonRex] dont' ask me to explain it

[19:35] [onebox] coooool

[19:35] [Heckraiser] Obviously republicans don't care about that

[19:36] [Heckraiser] Oh, speaking of liberals and orgasms, check out http://www.welcomed.com to see a liberal who gives his 4 girlfriends 30 minute orgasms - and makes a living teaching other people how to do the same.

[19:37] [nuveeeeena] 30 minute?

[19:37] [Heckraiser] Show that to any repig who says they're "real men"

[19:38] [Heckraiser] Ok vote, should I spy on more liberals or more republicans?

[19:39] [ThaneOfFascistan] more republicans!

[19:39] [Heckraiser] Okay, more Rush Limbagh

[19:40] [VonRex] hey man I need a better job, if I could give 30 minute orgasms, I might be able to make a business venture out of that

[19:40] [Heckraiser] "american pie - bill clinton" by Rush Limbaugh. People who likes this also liked....

[19:41] [Heckraiser] "fat mexican bitch a$$ fucked by her cousin"

[19:41] [Heckraiser] By the way, another trick is to hit the "size" column

[19:42] [VonRex] I know I've heard sermons about that before

[19:42] [ThaneOfFascistan] wow, racism and incest in one tidy package.

[19:42] [Heckraiser] Fat and cousins, that's republican all right

[19:42] [Heckraiser] "Sex - good secretary"

[19:42] [Heckraiser] No wonder they want to change May day to Loyalty day

[19:42] [Heckraiser] Loyal secretary day, to be more precise

[19:43] [VonRex] Loyalty Day? Are you serious?

[19:43] [VonRex] I never know when people are joking about such things anymore.

[19:43] [theoectomy] naw, jake

[19:43] [Heckraiser] I'm not

[19:43] [Heckraiser] So here's the score:

[19:43] [VonRex] Christ.

[19:43] [ThaneOfFascistan] They're serious, von

[19:43] [VonRex] They should just issue armbands and get it over with

[19:43] [Heckraiser] Liberals: 50% no porn, 50% consentual porn and sex eduation

[19:43] [VonRex] Do you have your papers citizen?

[19:43] [Heckraiser] Conservatives: 100% unconsentual and often illegal porn

[19:44] [Heckraiser] This one is into office sex

[19:44] [Jake] conservatives like pee sex and are always talkin about beastiality

[19:44] [Heckraiser] Must be unemployed

[19:44] [Azr_busy] wass wrong with office sex ?

[19:44] [Jake] unemployed. haha.

[19:45] [Heckraiser] Oh, and 100% country music, I should add

[19:45] [ThaneOfFascistan] haha, office sex. Somewhere he's never been before.

[19:45] [ThaneOfFascistan] Exotic locales

[19:45] [Heckraiser] Really, I want to prove that liberals are better, so I'm going to spy on another liberal

[19:45] [VonRex] One of the women I work with had a quickie with a security guard in the bingo hall after hours.

Unfortunately she forgot that all areas of a casino are under surveillance 24 hours and she got caught.

[19:46] [Heckraiser] Office AND sex are exotic to the average repug

[19:46] [VonRex] hell that incident might be in someone's kazaa share by now

[19:46] [theoectomy] VonRex, Heckraiser will probably find that video

[19:46] [Heckraiser] Lol

[19:46] [Jake] I used to have encounters at my old job all the time. Selling real estate for a developer was fun.

[19:46] [theoectomy] jinx

[19:47] [ThaneOfFascistan] How many freepers have been in a real office before, Az. Apart from the finance office down to the used

car lot, that is.

[19:47] [Heckraiser] Only with the liberal, repigs don't like concent

[19:48] [Azr_busy] encounter at my present job are boring..since the copanies policy is "do whateveryou want as long as the job gets

done"

[19:48] [Heckraiser] Ok, I'm being biased here, I've been picking on Rush limbaugh (mainstream GOP) but for liberals I've been using the less mainstream RATM as a test

[19:48] [ThaneOfFascistan] In Japan, I think, they have a show about people getting caught on security cameras. Not JUST sex, but mostly.

[19:48] [Heckraiser] RATM fans can be expected to be the weirder of liberals, I'm assuming

[19:49] [Heckraiser] Egads!

[19:49] [Heckraiser] This guy's idea of porn is women DRESSING!!

[19:49] [Heckraiser] Not undressing, dressing!

[19:49] [VonRex] hmm, focus on upper left hand portion of the clitoris, I'll remember that

[19:49] [Heckraiser] Must be a reaction to Britney spears, I guess

[19:49] [Azr_busy] there are weird definitions of porn outthere

[19:49] [Heckraiser] Lol, VonRex, you're going to be a god

[19:49] [nuveeeeena] hahah what is sexy about a hour of staring into the closet

[19:49] [Heckraiser] I mean, you'd think a RATM fan would like weird stuff

[19:49] [nuveeeeena] selecting and discarding items

[19:50] [VonRex] maybe search on michael moore

[19:50] [Heckraiser] "Naked twister" does that even count?

[19:51] [Heckraiser] Interracial again

[19:51] [Heckraiser] RATM is itself an interracial group

[19:51] [Heckraiser] Unlike country music

[19:51] [VonRex] check this out:

[19:51] [VonRex] We believe that orgasm is the natural state of human beings. We were, after all, conceived in orgasm and it is our

birthright. We have to go through tremendous lengths in order to non-confront this natural state of being. Because we have found that

this is true, orgasm can begin with the first stroke; full blown orgasm, complete with contractions, flushing, abdominal ridging and

all the other signs, is possible right from the start. Our Ob

[19:51] [Heckraiser] LOL those crazy Frisco liberuls

[19:51] [Heckraiser] Them and their orgasms

[19:51] [Heckraiser] God said we're only allowed to do it to breed

[19:53] [Heckraiser] "22 year old" - damn, what's with liberals and their LEGAL porn? Time to spy on more republicans

[19:54] [Heckraiser] "1 guy 6 cheerleaders" unlike the repug gang-rape videos which are the opposite

[19:54] [onebox] man, those liberals are healthy bastards

[19:54] [Heckraiser] Okay, search for more Rush Limbaugh fans or any other ideas?

[19:54] [Claypatch] 1 guy 6 cheerleaders? What is someone sticking a vid camera into my bedroom?? Again????

[19:55] [Claypatch] San Fran is great

[19:55] [Claypatch] But expensive

[19:55] [Weezil] expensive is relative and subjective

[19:55] [callalily] hey theo

[19:55] [Claypatch] Very expensive

[19:55] [ThaneOfFascistan] you gotta keep the window closed, Clay

[19:55] [Claypatch] lol

[19:56] [Heckraiser] Or search for Tom Clancy fans?

[19:56] [Heckraiser] Or Gods and Generals again? That's how I found that first 2 gigs of prostrate torture guy

[19:57] [Claypatch] "prostrate torture guy"?

[19:57] [Heckraiser] Repug hobbies: civil war reenactment and tit twisting

[19:57] [ThaneOfFascistan] Gods and Generals is a Repig magnet, heckraiser. Only nutty revisionists can stand that movie

[19:57] [byoon2000] I sure don't want to watch someone torture his prostate.

[19:57] [Heckraiser] It's probably more entertaining than Gods and Generals

[19:57] [Claypatch] "Gods and Generals" was the most suckass movie I have ever seen

[19:57] [ThaneOfFascistan] well, byoon, you're not a rethug....

[19:57] [Claypatch] Holy Crap did it blow chow

[19:57] [Heckraiser] Yeah, Gettesburg is an AWESOME movie, I love the flag-wave speech in that one

[19:58] [Claypatch] We saw Gods and Generals for free...and walked out

[19:58] [ThaneOfFascistan] Gettysburg was decent. Gods and Generals is a history lesson.

[19:58] [Claypatch] Sorry Thane. As a history major/teacher I can tell you that it G&G was lousy history

[19:59] [Heckraiser] I can't believe the makers of an exciting, patriotic movie like Gettesburg could also make a slavery-loving pile of boredom that's only loved by bondage freaks like Gawdsngenruls

[19:59] [VonRex] I have a friend who does revolutionary era re-enactments, he keeps a working flintlock, and you don't ever want

to mention the Patriot when he's around

[19:59] [VonRex] he has a hatred of that movie that is almost pathological

[19:59] [ThaneOfFascistan] I didn't say a GOOD history lesson. It was as interesting as watching paint dry.

[19:59] [Claypatch] ok

[20:00] [ThaneOfFascistan] I saw part of the patriot. The part where they send his whole town into a church and burn it down. Never

happened.

[20:01] [VonRex] my friend handed me his flintlock once and said "THIS is what the second amendment was written about".

[20:01] [ThaneOfFascistan] von, you mean I can't have my own personal rocket launcher?

[20:01] [theoectomy] thats right, VonRex

[20:01] [VonRex] He said if you're expert you get 2 shots a minute, maybe 3 if you're elite, but only something like 2-3'rds of them fire.

[20:02] [VonRex] and it's a huge weapon, no way to conceal it

[20:02] [VonRex] he said "If you have a greviance with one person you could use this on them, but you're not going to rob a bank, and

you're going to go on a rampage"

[20:02] [Heckraiser] Oops, same guy as before

[20:03] [Heckraiser] Ok, this guy has 3 copies of the same movie, he's got to be a fanatic

[20:03] [Heckraiser] Total family values I'm CERTAIN

[20:03] [Heckraiser] 100% straight arrow, oh yeah....

[20:04] [theoectomy] 1 in 5 Teenagers Has Sex Before 15, Study Finds. 1 in 2 Republicans have it on tape

[20:04] [VonRex] lol

[20:04] [ThaneOfFascistan] haha, theo

[20:05] [Heckraiser] Hm, actually this one isn't so bad, he likes naturals more than implants

[20:05] [Heckraiser] A repug who likes women the way God made them?

[20:07] [Heckraiser] Okay, the only way to see what this "teen" file is is to download it, hope it doesn't make me barf

[20:07] [ThaneOfFascistan] Most of the "teens" in porn have been able to vote for a decade or two

[20:07] [Heckraiser] Ew, Hymen porn?

[20:07] [Heckraiser] Who finds hymens erotic? Gross! Like Rush and the tampon jokes!

[20:09] [Heckraiser] Tenticles

[20:09] [Claypatch] Whatever floats yer boat I guess....

[20:09] [Heckraiser] I find NOTHING erotic about tenticles.

[20:09] [VonRex] it's more normal clean fun?

[20:09] [byoon2000] I used to have a deck of Swedish erotica playing cards.

[20:09] [Heckraiser] In Canada our Quebec stations have softcore

[20:10] [VonRex] Somebody should get their PHD from comparing international porn and political climates

[20:10] [Heckraiser] They're ex-catholics, you see

[20:10] [Heckraiser] I learned what french I know from watching Quebec stations as a teen

[20:11] [ThaneOfFascistan] haha, Heck, we used to do that too. 1 a.m., they always showed a softcore porn movie.

[20:11] [Heckraiser] Blue Nuit?

[20:13] [ThaneOfFascistan] My guess is that Swedish porn is probably pretty boring.

[20:13] [callalily] howdy brew

[20:13] [brew] the swedes make great porn

[20:13] [Heckraiser] Prolly has Abba for the soundtrack

[20:13] [brew] blondes

[20:13] [Heckraiser] And they break Ikea furneture

[20:13] [brew] hah

[20:14] [VonRex] brew, we've been comparing porn levels of perversion to political persuasion

[20:14] [VonRex] heckraiser has an interesting game going, search for Rush Limbaugh and then see what porn the person has, using Kazaa

[20:14] [Heckraiser] And liberals as well, but they're boring

[20:14] [VonRex] so far if you search for liberals you either don't get porn or you get the more standard, consensual, of age, porn

[20:15] [byoon2000] My old Swedish porn playing cards were all pictures of JOhnny Wad with a grip of blondes

[20:15] [VonRex] but we've been finding really disturbing stuff on the drives of the people with Rush Limbaugh files

[20:15] [Heckraiser] Ok, wish me luck, I'm going to see what this Gawds and Genruls fan likes, please pray I don't get tramatized

[20:15] [brew] haha

[20:16] [VonRex] it's like a 100% underage porn, or gang rape porn, or fat-mexican-bitch-fucked-by-her-cousin.mpeg type porn

[20:16] [byoon2000] hmmm, my first try on Rush on Kazaa yielded lots of American Idol mp3's. I better try again.

[20:16] [Heckraiser] Hm, does extremely drunk count as consentual?

[20:17] [onebox] the more repression, the more perversion

[20:17] [Heckraiser] Rush Limbaugh, but the "I'm a Nazi" ones are great for checking out liberals

[20:18] [Heckraiser] Mostly pedophiles, nazis

[20:18] [onebox] and bestiality

[20:19] [Heckraiser] Ok, most of this guys stuff is in russian so I can't tell what it is

[20:19] [Heckraiser] Still, I haven't found a single porn-free repug, though I did find a porn-free liberal

[20:22] [VonRex] yeah and the GOP would say we're perverted bastards for talking about it, but look what the fuckers have on their

hard drives

[20:22] [Heckraiser] watch out for the drunk stuff, I don't consider that moral at all

[[20:23] [Heckraiser] Ok, searcvhing for "red storm rising" fans

[20:25] [Heckraiser] "10 rules of anal sex.doc" I'm sorry, if you need to study it this much you probably ain't gettin it

[20:25] [byoon2000] lol, Heckraiser, did you find that for real?

[20:26] [Heckraiser] Ok, this guy seems sane, but absolutely everything is anal for some reason

[20:27] [Heckraiser] Seriously, I'm not making this up, download Kazaa and see for yourself

[20:29] [Heckraiser] Ok, so what's a family-values type thing to search for

[20:29] [Heckraiser] Got to prove them TOTAL hypocrites

[20:29] [VonRex] bill bennett

[20:29] [byoon2000] book of virtues

[20:30] [ThaneOfFascistan] Clinton Chronicles

[20:30] [VonRex] or focus on the family

[20:30] [Heckraiser] Ok, first I'm looking for Doc laura

[20:31] [byoon2000] Left Behind

[20:31] [Weezil] Left Behind is based on Revelations, right? I read the Bible really closely in CCD, but I don't ever recall

Revelations mentioning the Anti-Christ running a paramilitary terrorist organization within the U.N.

[20:31] [VonRex] red dawn

[20:31] [Heckraiser] All I got was "Tony bennett"

[20:31] [Heckraiser] Red Dawn! That's what I wanted!

[20:32] [Heckraiser] Better than left behind: LB 2!

[20:34] [byoon2000] I'm downloading a letter to Trading Spaces that some Limbaugh fan wrote. I can't imagine what that could be

about, unless his closeted ass is offended by the number of gay interior designers on the show.

[20:34] [Claypatch] lol

[20:34] [Heckraiser] Hey, I know

[20:34] [Heckraiser] Some spanking flick with the left buttock being spanked, I'll rename it leftbehind.mpg

[20:35] [Heckraiser] Gay spanking, of course

[20:35] [Claypatch] There outta be a way for some formula...that we could compute that the more times Limbaugh goes off on gays, we

can prove the more he is a closeted fag....

[20:35] [Heckraiser] The republican slogan: "Leave no child's behind"

[20:36] [Claypatch] Hah

[20:36] [Heckraiser] Was it 800 club?

[20:36] [Heckraiser] How many viewers for that show?

[20:36] [Heckraiser] 1-900 club?

[20:37] [Heckraiser] The one that blamed gays for 9/11

[20:37] [Heckraiser] 700 club?

[20:37] [Weezil] rumour has it 700 club is pretty good tonight, they are talking about Hatred's Kingdom, and how Allah is the

Custodian of America's distruction

[20:38] [Heckraiser] Lol, I found a 700 club prank call

[20:38] [Heckraiser] I guess he's a liberal so I can check out his porn tastes

[20:38] [Heckraiser] And be bored, like the other boring liberals

[20:38] [Claypatch] A 700 club crank call!

[20:38] [Claypatch] Nice

[20:38] [Claypatch] I would love to hear that

[20:39] [Heckraiser] Oh, it's 16 users

[20:39] [Heckraiser] No time to check 16 different porn libraries

[20:39] [Heckraiser] I'll see what Focus on the Family guys jerk off too

[20:40] [Heckraiser] Ok, all the FOF is owned by one "ladyvillette"

[20:40] [Heckraiser] All you lesbian fans, get ready...

[20:41] [Heckraiser] Lots of psalms here

[20:41] [Heckraiser] Ew

[20:42] [Heckraiser] There's a christan childrens band called the "soggy bottom boys"

[20:42] [Claypatch] What?

[20:42] [Claypatch] Ew

[20:43] [Heckraiser] Woah, "why the elite hates democracy - Noam Chomsky" Focus on the Family and Anarchism? Far out.

[20:43] [Heckraiser] Just proof I'm not making this stuff up!

[20:43] [Claypatch] Wait a minute Heck? Where are you seeing this?

[20:44] [Heckraiser] Download Kazaa Lite

[20:44] [Heckraiser] A file sharing program

[20:44] [Claypatch] Chomsky and Focus on the Family

[20:44] [Heckraiser] Get a lot of antivirus programs first

[20:44] [Claypatch] Yea, got it

[20:44] [Claypatch] Got those two

[20:44] [Heckraiser] Okay, search for Focus on the Family

[20:44] [Claypatch] also

[20:44] [Claypatch] In what category?

[20:44] [Heckraiser] And you'll find one lady who has all of the files

[20:44] [Heckraiser] Great speeches

[20:44] [Heckraiser] Next to Churchill

[20:44] [Heckraiser] No, wait

[20:44] [Heckraiser] "Vocal"

[20:45] [Heckraiser] She has Eninem in there too

[20:45] [Heckraiser] With her children's psalms

[20:45] [Claypatch] Ok...searching.....

[20:46] [Heckraiser] I mean, sure, I've got ecletic tastes in music

[20:46] [Heckraiser] But not THIS eclectic!

[20:46] [onebox] you do realize that much the material you are downloading is cobyrighted?

[20:46] [onebox] http://www.cybercrime.gov/Ashcroft_Speech.mpg

[20:46] [Heckraiser] Actually I don't download anything

[20:46] [onebox] good point

[20:46] [Heckraiser] I'm just using it to spy

[20:46] [onebox] the entertainment value is worth it alone

[20:46] [Claypatch] "What wives Wish Their Husbands Knew about" What? Wives wish their hubbys knew about their clits???

[20:47] [Heckraiser] Lol

[20:47] [Claypatch] Yeesh

[20:47] [Heckraiser] Is that a video?

[20:47] [Claypatch] naw. a mp3

[20:47] [Heckraiser] Wives wish their husbands new about those hippies at http://www.welcomed.com

[20:47] [Claypatch] Har

[20:49] [Heckraiser] Lol, "Talking to Americans" is the first one!

[20:50] [Heckraiser] Ok, how do I find pro-bush family values types?

[20:54] [Heckraiser] Okay, Aother Rush fan coming up, I've lost count of how many perverts I've spied on

[20:55] [Heckraiser] Oh, NOW I find Left Behind!

[20:55] [Heckraiser] Total dittohead here

[20:56] [Claypatch] Are you seeing all this on Kazaa?

[20:56] [ThaneOfFascistan] Haha, Left Behind opened on New Years Eve and closed the next day. A total bomb. Not even the wingnuts

went to see it.

[20:56] [Heckraiser] Damn, computer clicking along, low on memory

[20:57] [Heckraiser] Antivirus turned on, slowed down everything

[20:57] [Heckraiser] Oh yeah, “cat scratch fever”

[20:58] [Heckraiser] Has lots of springsteen, prolly thinks he voted for Reagan

[20:59] [Heckraiser] Okay, what does "dojo sex" mean?

[20:59] [Claypatch] Bruce would probably kick Reagan's ass if he could

[20:59] [Claypatch] dojo sex....don't know

[21:00] [Heckraiser] "cat fight fucking" huh?

[21:00] [Heckraiser] And more secretaries, of course

[21:00] [Heckraiser] Closest he's come to a secretary was when he signed up for welfare

[21:02] [Heckraiser] Well, I looked for limbaugh and this guy likes "dojo" and "cat fight" porn, and I'm not going to download it and see what it is

[21:03] [Claypatch] I think you should

[21:03] [Claypatch] In the name of exploration

[21:03] [Claypatch] for the rest of us

[21:03] [Heckraiser] Not only do liberals like mainstream porn, they also like a good description so that you don't download something sick

[21:03] [Claypatch] Yes Heck. You *should* download cat fight porn...

[21:03] [Bill15] What's wrong with downloading something sick?

[21:03] [Claypatch] You can be the...great explorer into Repig pr0n

[21:04] [Heckraiser] They all like bangbus.com which is exploitative, they promise to pay the girl and then kick them out on the street

[21:04] [Bill15] bangbus sucked

[21:04] [Claypatch] Never saw bangbus

[21:04] [Bill15] They are a couple of little nerdy dweebs.

[21:04] [Heckraiser] They talk all the time too, like they like the sound of the guy's voice more than the actual woman

[21:04] [Bill15] And giggle incessantly

[21:05] [Bill15] and make animal noises

[21:05] [Heckraiser] Lol this moron downloaded "I'm a nazi" by accident and didn't delete it!

[21:05] [Bill15] the ruxh song?

[21:05] [Bill15] the rush song?

[21:05] [Heckraiser] Yep

[21:06] [Heckraiser] Along with his "ebonics" classics and "fag update"

[21:07] [Heckraiser] I looked for "Clinton sex" and found him

[21:07] [Claypatch] Yea

[21:08] [Heckraiser] This is more "southern rock"

[21:08] [mookiemcdermot] go smell someone worth sniffing, not a dittohead.

[21:09] [Heckraiser] Ew, Avril Levine upskirt, she's just a kid!

[21:09] [Claypatch] Ew

[21:09] [Heckraiser] I guess by "southern" they mean "southern part of the body"

[21:09] [Claypatch] Any upskirt....unless by mutual consent...is sick

[21:10] [Heckraiser] So he's got a file on how sick Clinton is and an upskirt of a tiny girl

[21:10] [Claypatch] yeeeesh

[21:10] [Claypatch] What a loser.

[21:10] [Claypatch] 4 carat loser

[21:10] [Heckraiser] Ok, this is just sick, onto the next clinton-hater

[21:10] [Claypatch] Heck. You have a strong stomach

[21:11] [Heckraiser] It doesn't feel so strong now

[21:12] [Heckraiser] Now I'll see what "Clinton immoral" fans wank to

[21:13] [Heckraiser] I'm in love with Yulia Nova

[21:13] [Heckraiser] Russian girl, natural breasts, God's finest creation

[21:14] [Heckraiser] Doesn't do anything hardcore, but I think softcore is more effective, really, there's more artistry

[21:16] [Heckraiser] Okay, what does the owner of "hillary clinton topless" like?

[21:17] [Heckraiser] "student spanking" by "demonictorture"

[21:17] [Heckraiser] No wonder they like the patroit act, with all this torture in their balls

[21:17] [callalily] huh?

[21:18] [Heckraiser] Now I find NOTHING erotic about toilets

[21:18] [Heckraiser] I'm spying on Republicans to see what porn files they have

[21:18] [Heckraiser] The more "family values" they get, the sicker, more illegal videos they have

[21:19] [Heckraiser] Liberals, on the other hand, either have none at all or mainsteam, consentual stuff

[21:19] [Heckraiser] Ironically, Kazaa suggests avoid spyware, without knowing you can spy on people USING kazaa

[21:20] [Heckraiser] And learn a lot about how all this "family values" gop is only hymen-deep

[21:21] [FireHeart] Run Ad-Aware once a week.

[21:22] [callalily] good advice

[21:22] [Heckraiser] It can't stop me

[21:22] [Heckraiser] I'm the master spy!

[21:22] [Heckraiser] Here's how I do it:

[21:23] [Heckraiser] I use Kazaa Lite and I search for things like "Rush Limbaugh" or "Red Storm Rising"

[21:23] [callalily] you are the master spy?

[21:23] [Heckraiser] Then I click "more from this user"

[21:23] [Heckraiser] Search for their "erotica" as it's called

[21:24] [Heckraiser] And if they like Limbaugh, they like bondage and child porn and sick stuff, in every case I've seen

[21:24] [Heckraiser] Do the same with liberal things like "Rage agains the machine" or whatever, and do the same, it's all mainstream, consentual stuff if there's any porn at all

[21:25] [FireHeart] Interesting observation.

[21:25] [callalily] hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[21:26] [callalily] dang you are the heckraiser

[21:27] [Heckraiser] Anyway, I checked like 7 repigs and all had sick and often illegal files, while 5 or so liberals had mainstream and 1 had nothing at all

[21:28] [Heckraiser] Bartcop could do this spying live, it would be a riot, I'll save what I've been doing and let him borrow the zingers, though he probably doesn't need them

[21:29] [ThaneOfFascistan] haha, heck, give him the names so he doesn't waste time going to so-so ones.

[21:31] [Heckraiser] I guess, but it's unscientific that way

[21:33] [FireHeart] Zingers are good food :)

[21:34] [Heckraiser] I can't even imagine the zingers BC will come up with when he sees the filth repigs need to get erections

[21:36] [Heckraiser] And he can tell all the listeners to save the file and rename it as tednugent.mp3 or whatever

[22:09] [Heckraiser] Buzzcook speaking of hypocracy did you hear about how I've been spying on "Family Values" republicans and seeing what porn they have on their computers?

[22:10] [ThaneOfFascistan] heck, you have discovered something...

[22:10] [Buzzcook] Well Heckraiser I'd bet they got lots

[22:10] [marty2] (and I'm picky)

[22:11] [Heckraiser] Some of it I don't even consider porn, it's so sick

[22:11] [ThaneOfFascistan] Porn is supposed to get you hot, not sick to your stomach. At least in MY world.

[22:11] [Heckraiser] I'm going to see if bc can do this on BC radio

[22:12] [Heckraiser] It's like a live experiment

[22:12] [marty2] a live experiment with files to be looked into

[22:13] [Heckraiser] 5 "woodstock values" liberals, 5 family value republicans, let's see what percentage of which are pedophiles

[22:13] [Heckraiser] Yep

[22:13] [Buzzcook] thought so.

[22:15] [Heckraiser] Anyway, it was like: liberals: 80% mainstream consentual, 20% no porn **** Conservatives: 30% pedophilia, 60% bondage and torture, 10% upskirts, drunks, "high school"

[22:15] [Heckraiser] Anyway, I'm going to make a document showing how it's done

[22:16] [marty2] great idea, Heckraiser

[22:16] [Heckraiser] Right after I'm done with the Kylie Lingerie ad I found on a liberal's computer

[22:16] [ThaneOfFascistan] Bart will have a blast with this.

[22:17] [Heckraiser] Wowsa

[22:17] [Heckraiser] Not only is softcore hotter, nocore is the hottest of all

[22:17] [Heckraiser] Anyway....

[22:18] [Buzzcook] yup

[22:19] [ThaneOfFascistan] I used to use the line that FRetards were too stupid to find porn on the Internet, but I guess I was wrong.

[22:20] [Heckraiser] Lol

[22:20] [Heckraiser] That's better than "can't organize a pissing contest in a brewery"

[22:20] [ThaneOfFascistan] haha

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