My phone can take pictures... I would have chosen to imitate Princess Leia, but Karla is a very different person... This may have been the 2nd best school lunch I've eaten in Japan. ...but not very big ones. EAT A DICK! (Sorry, Mike...)
So whaddaya have to do to go HALF-blind? This is a pro-wrestler named, and I quote, 'Wife Beater.' And it can recieve other people's pictures... He's gone back to Canada
...but not very clearly. Beats me, man. ...and Willem DaFoe as 'The Advertisment Guy!' Karla again.  !.
Hooooooomeward bound... You taunt a guy for three months straight, then suddenly THIS.  What gives? This is the place for...
For a jazz fanatic, bar owning, self taught painter, he's a helluva bartender. You can't tell, but both of these girls are, like, 5-foot-nothing. Itty bitty. Yup.  It's beer with fiber in it.  Like a Metamucil-Micheleob.
Well, there's this bear called Gloomy, and he's not nice at all... But some people really like this mean bear for some reason. YAAAAHH!
So now you can share in the joy! Wheeeeee!


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