Top 10 Outlander Nightmare Scenarios
10. On the last page of the sixth book, Claire wakes up on Craigh na Dun and discovers it's all been a dream. 9. The Fraser's Ridge fire is started by Lizzie, now revealed to be the last child of Geilie Duncan. 8. Fraser's Ridge is besieged by a horde of militant Mohawk, all demanding parritch in very bad Latin. 7. Frank's ghost starts showing up each time Claire and Jamie are about to mmphm. 6. We learn from the Brian/Ellen prequel that Jamie isn't Brian's son at all, but the result of a quick fling Ellen had with Murtagh... which does rather disrupt the Fraser Prophecy plotline. 5. In setting up the pentacle for their return journey, Roger and Brianna get the gemstones in the wrong order, and wind up in the 1500s. Oddly enough, one of their descendants is Red Jacob MacKenzie. 4. Willie stays a virgin until the age of 23, when he is seduced by a mysterious older woman, identified only as the Grizzler. 3. Jamie is excused from participation in the American Revolution due to a severe case of prostatitis. 2. Little Jemmy MacKenzie, son of Bonnet, shows an early talent for his father's career path - by bumping off little Jemmy MacKenzie, son of William Buccleigh and Morag. Roger promptly vanishes in a puff of time-travel paradox. 1. Mrs. Abernathy shoots Jamie properly, chops off Claire's head, then travels to the 1980s and prevents Diana Gabaldon from even starting the Books.
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