On August 14, 1974, God said, "Let there be Kristen." Then
some stuff happened, bla bla bla, and here I am.|
The aforementioned stuff includes but is not limited to: growing up in Baton Rouge with two parents, a brother and a sister, graduating from Redemptorist High School in 1992 and LSU in 1996 and getting a job, which kept me out of trouble for a while. In September 1998 I transplanted myself and all my earthly possessions to Houston, Texas, where I work for The Houston Chronicle. That's it.
The Fine Print
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© 2000 Kristen