I'm single and looking for some fun thing's in life *BS*
Sayings I realy like
I Smile Because, I Have No Idea Whats Going On.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble, Pride is what keeps us there.
A friend is a person who knows you and still likes you.
A freind is a person who, when you've made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.
A Joke for Dallas Cowboy Fans *LOL*
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.....They got rid of the Refrigerator, so now they want a Coke Machine.
A young lady on vacation
A young lady on vacation heads for the deck of the roof for some sun. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but as no one is around she slips it off for an over-all tan on the second day. She is lying on her stomach when she hears someone running up the stairs. She quickly pulls a towel over her derriere.
"Escuse me, miss," says the flustered assistant hotel manager. "The hotel doesn't mine you sunning on the roof, but we would very much appreciate you wearing your bathing suit as you did yesterday.
"What difference does it make? No one can see me up here and, besides, I'm covered with a towel,"she responded.
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dinning room skylight."
Something happend to my counter it was up to 702, now it says 2 *LOL*
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