Who are you?

I'm Jeffrey Brown.

I didn't ask you your name I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I'm a satellite network hub support technician with Hughes Network Systems.

I didn't ask you what you do for a living. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I used to be a public school teacher, but I failed at that.

I didn't ask you what you used to do. I didn't ask you if you were a failure. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I'm 6' 1" tall, weigh around 320 pounds, brownish-blonde hair, blue eyes, gotee, glasses.

I didn't ask you how much you weigh or what you looked like. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I'm a freethinker who leans towards Eastern Philosophy.

I didn't ask you what you believed in. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I'm a 35 year old human male.

I didn't ask you how old you were, what species you belong to, or what gender you are. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I'm the husband of Mary.

I didn't ask you who your wife was. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I'm the son of Pat and George.

I didn't ask you who your parents were. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I was born in San Diego California, raised in Upstate New York and Pennsylvania. I now live in Las Vegas Nevada.

I didn't ask you where you were born, where you grew up, or where you live now. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I'm an American.

I didn't ask you what country you're from. I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I am a veteran of the U.S. Navy.

I didn't ask you if you were a veteran, I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I love women, beer, and chocolate. I dislike beets, self-righteous people, and those who are cruel to cats.

I didn't ask you what your preferences were I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I am not happy about my weight, my looks, or my life.

I didn't ask you what you aren't happy about, I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I have been diagnosed with ADHD and Bipolar disorder.

I didn't ask you for your state of mental health I asked you who you are. Who are you?

I don't know who I am.

Ah…so finally you are born.

© 2002 J. S. Brown