"If you use one person's work, it's plagerism. If you use two people's work, it's reseach."
-Amy Kuyper, 1996

"What's the name of this school again? California Bridal...um, no...Baptist College."
-Ted Murcray, 1994

"If you wrestle with a pig you both get dirty and the pig likes it."
-Michael Gonzales

"Praise House: a very good band made up of music majors amd Dex."
--Jeremy Langley, from a Diary entry, 1996.
(Praise House in now the band Altogether Separate.)

"A Christian worldview impacts everything you read, do, write, think, or say."
-Dr. Dawn Ellen Jacobs, English professor. 2001

"One wife is enough."
-Dr. Mobley, when discussing Solomon's Wives. 1994

"You're milking from the wrong cow."
-Dr. George Jennings, a former professor of Bible back in the 70's,
favorite expression when students gave a wrong answer.
(submitted by Bob Wilson, class of 1975)

"Baptist don't believe in sex: It leads to dancing."
-Bruce Stokes, 1994

"Scum sucking muckrackers!"
--Dr. Swindall, talking about new journalists such as Barbara Walters. 1999

"If I branched out any more I'd be a tree."
--Dr. Luther

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