An unhealthy trend among some is the fanatical attempt to
calculate the 'number of the beast'. I have put this page together so
that those who indulge in such activities will 'give it a break' and
have a laugh. Christianity is not all worry, beware and persecution
as some who look to the end times with zealousness would want. Let's
have some fun!.
Is Barney the Antichrist?
Ok admit it, you've always wondered about that too good to be true
purple dinosaur. You've watched the show a few times and there was
nothing identifiably wrong with the show or Barney himself was
there?. but I discerned something sinister running amok. Now I have
Proof that Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is the Antichrist can
be ascertained with a little numerical study of his name and
Given: Barney, a cute purple dinosaur.
Step 1: Extract the Roman numerals from the given.
(Remember since the Romans had no letter 'U', we must replace each
instance of 'U' with a "V")
Initial conversion: BARNEY A CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Roman Numercial extraction: C V V L D I V
Step 2: Add them: 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666
Irrefutable proof! Christian Parents are advised to get all their
kids Barney tapes and burn them!
The Number of the Beast
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$765.90 - Price of the Beast with the HST (for those in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia)
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile warranty.
$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.
00666 - Zip code of the Beast.
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.
Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
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