An unhealthy trend among some is the fanatical attempt to calculate the 'number of the beast'. I have put this page together so that those who indulge in such activities will 'give it a break' and have a laugh. Christianity is not all worry, beware and persecution as some who look to the end times with zealousness would want. Let's have some fun!.


Is Barney the Antichrist?

Ok admit it, you've always wondered about that too good to be true purple dinosaur. You've watched the show a few times and there was nothing identifiably wrong with the show or Barney himself was there?. but I discerned something sinister running amok. Now I have proof!

Proof that Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is the Antichrist can be ascertained with a little numerical study of his name and description.

Given: Barney, a cute purple dinosaur.

Step 1: Extract the Roman numerals from the given.

(Remember since the Romans had no letter 'U', we must replace each instance of 'U' with a "V")

Initial conversion: BARNEY A CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Roman Numercial extraction: C V V L D I V

Step 2: Add them: 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666

Irrefutable proof! Christian Parents are advised to get all their kids Barney tapes and burn them!


The Number of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax

$765.90 - Price of the Beast with the HST (for those in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia)

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$766.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile warranty.

$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast.

00666 - Zip code of the Beast.

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! $6.66/minute. Over 18 please.

Route 666 - Highway of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

i66686 - CPU of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast


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