bongoman enters cyber chat, looking for delilah.
meets sexychic101.

"do you want to bongo for a while?",
asks bongoman.

"no bongoman,i am taken by wildfire29",
answers sexychic101.

"hey bongoman are you from CA?",
interrupts rudeawakening.

"no leave me alone", answers bongoman.

bongoman flirts with sweetie205.

offers her a virtual cyber card,
flowers and a homepage with disk space.

"ok bongoman, i will play your game",
responds sweetie205 coyly.

bongoman and sweetie205 tango and play virtual fandango.

sweetie205 reveals her age/location/measurements.

bongoman is impressed.

bongoman reveals he is really a lonely middle age drag queen.

sweetie205 is flabbergasted,"hey bongo,where did the dong go?"

bongoman explains the vietnam war and the shrapnel wound.

sweetie205 responds saying, "bongo you're still my man"

delilah enters cyber chat.
sees bongoman with sweetie205.

delilah takes a fit.
"hey bogoman, who is this cyber tramp?"

"i am no tramp", answers sweetie205.

bongoman is totally confused and yells.
"this is only virtual !".

"what virtual !", screams delilah.

bongoman slowly retreats.

he double-clicks the mouse.
the monitor flashes.
the line accidentally drops.

bongoman goes offline.