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What's this all about then? |
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Lalalalalalalalala. |
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Is that all? |
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Can't think of anything. |
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Feather |
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And The word of the week is: |
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Welcome to The Hippest Club!!! |
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Go to the most awesome page on the net:
Let's Jason!
Enter the brain of the one and only Jason, and find out who the mastermind is behind the Hippest Club!!! Oh yeah, and download a really cool free game, too! What are you waiting for, get to it! Obviously someone with the GENIUS to create the Hippest Club (!!!) as his first website, is a really special sort of chap indeed! And indeed, a special sort of chap (and website) await you at: www.ddesfolio.org/letsjason/ |
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Welcome friends to the hippest club on the planet! Okay, so you're wondering what is so hip about this club, right? ! |
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Have you ever walked past a large group of people sitting in a circle on the beach, and they're all singing songs about peace and love, and laughing and taking photos of each other? Did you ever think to yourself: "I'll show these people one day that I'm FAR hipper than these...um, people"? |
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"I don't know where I am"
- Some guy |
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"This is stoopid"
- Someone who's NOT hip |
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"Look, it's got a SPEAKER!!!"
- Someone buying a TV who didn't know TVs had speakers |
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Well, here is the answer. This club is all things to all people, and it's not just me saying so! People all over the world are waking up to levels of social prestiege they never dreamed possible thanks to The Hippest Club. |
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"WHHWOOOAAAAHHHH"
- Some wussy person who just saw a spider |
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"Insert quote here"
- Don't care |
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But it's not all just a walk in the park, our members have the leaden burden of responsibility affixed to their shoulders. Being hip, and naturally, superior to other people is not all millions of dollars and obedience from your lesser aquaintences (who are obviously not members). No, you must stand strong in the face of multiple attacks from pumpkin peanut butter butter bomb weilding furry things. |
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"Don't put the potatos there, they'll just roll everywhere and fall on top of me"
- Someone who is about to have an unfortunate potato related accident |
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"I need to buff this shiny hair, which doesn't make sense because it looks the same no mater which angle you look at it, baby"
- Astroboy |
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"Do you want fries with that?"
- Some kind of fast food type person |
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We don't need flashy, gimicky internet stuff to convince anyone of our hipness, you know, seriously. We have too many members to be trying to attract more, and if you care that we don't care, you're not hip enough, so you should just join, okay! |
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"OMG, it's so sexy to create you're own webpage, are you a sexy genius or something?"
- Yes, I am 'smatter of fact |
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