Forrey Eastham - 10/30/00 17:15:26
My Email:forreye@elltel.net

Comments:


dan - 10/19/00 01:53:16
My URL:http://www.golf.com
My Email:jrmuffinet@aol.com
Shoe size: 11
IQ: 300

Comments:
golf rules

thomas nimeskern - 10/01/00 02:42:32
My Email:tnimer@aol.com
IQ: ?/

Comments:
bravo

monicat4u - 09/24/00 07:57:21
My URL:http://monica.myrtlebeachresorts.com/
My Email:monicat4u@aol.com
Shoe size: 36c
IQ: i dont know but its good

Comments:
this a realy cool site, i love golfers, they are great! check me out if you need a partner or a good companion

Mary - 09/05/00 01:10:32
My Email:MAH111111@aol.com

Comments:
Funny!

- 09/04/00 21:38:29

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John Neumann - 08/25/00 09:27:23
My Email:jjneumann@webtv.net
Shoe size: 11
IQ: about the same as my shoes

Comments:
Love the sound clips!!! Go Homer!!

Linda Koehle - 08/23/00 05:02:28
My Email:linda_koehle@cameco.com
Shoe size: 7 1/2

Comments:
Great site when you live in a country that doesn't have a golf course!!!

- 08/19/00 16:25:21

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bird shea - 08/16/00 00:38:37
My Email:birdshea@worldnet.att.net
Shoe size: 10.5

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Keven Snyder - 08/09/00 00:15:21
My Email:Tsbiteme@aol.com
Shoe size: as if you need to know
IQ: smarter than you

Comments:
Back in Delta

Dave Melchiore - 08/08/00 13:49:53
My Email:DavidMaria@aol.com

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Barry Martin - 08/04/00 01:12:20
My Email:blmart@aol.com
IQ: par

Comments:
Great site lots of laughs

Neil Drews - 08/03/00 18:40:18
My Email:gopher@kezomail.com
Shoe size: 11.5

Comments:
The pages is cool!

- 08/02/00 08:27:33

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Juni - 07/31/00 18:50:20
My URL:http://www.junmalegigolo.homestead.com
My Email:junmalegigolo@aol.com
Shoe size: what??? a 12! LOL

Comments:
I like your website! That's funny, the shoe size thing, very funny! Check my website out, and add your site to mine so you have a link in my website! Check it out! Juni

Jon - 07/30/00 17:08:50
My URL:http://members.fortunecity.com/toiletduck01
IQ: 186

Comments:
My website sucks!

albert churchill - 07/28/00 22:01:52
My Email:agibson35@home.com
Shoe size: 1000
IQ: 10

Comments:
good stuff keep up the good work

- 07/26/00 16:58:20

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chuck - 07/26/00 04:36:57
My Email:vince4@aol.com
Shoe size: 11.5
IQ: 11.5

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carol livingston - 07/26/00 03:45:12
My Email:saradaca@webtv.net
Shoe size: 8 medium

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Sheila Churchill - 07/26/00 03:12:40
My Email:agibson35@home.com
IQ: 140

Comments:
Kewl Site man.

Leo Jones - 07/26/00 02:53:56
My Email:leojones@abts.net
IQ: same

Comments:
Very nice this page of yours.

dennis thurmond - 07/21/00 03:15:21
My Email:dthurmond@att.net

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michael teague - 07/20/00 05:00:35
Shoe size: 12
IQ: 135

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Blue Lover Too - 07/20/00 01:48:18
My URL:http://nowhere
My Email:shaydick@yahoo.com
Shoe size: 12+
IQ: up there .... Iguess

Comments:
I would like some cartoons or jokes to tell at the golf course where I work.

Dave - 07/09/00 02:25:31
My Email:dju1@att.net
Shoe size: Big
IQ: Very Big

Comments:
I want jokes to tell just as my opponent is ready to putt!!

Paul Batalla - 07/09/00 02:06:41
My Email:Computerbug22@aol.com
Shoe size: 8 and a half

Comments:
Great WEBSITE!

Shady Milkman - 07/06/00 04:35:52
My URL:http://I have no clue.com
My Email:Idon'tknow@clueless.com
Shoe size: ... I don't wear shoes.
IQ: I've never been to school...

Comments:
Do- a glass, a glass of milk, Rae- the guy I bought the milk frommmm, Me- the guy, who bought the milk, Fa- fa fa fa far away to the storrrrreee... So- I think, I'll have some milk, La- la la la la la milk, and that brings us back to MILK. Shady Milk, cause I'm milk shady, yes I'm really shady, All the other shady milks are just rotten, so wont the really shady milk please get thrown out, get thrown out, get thrown out. Ba bye.

Baby Blue - 07/06/00 04:20:33
My URL:http://skugenius.homestead.com/skugenius.html
My Email:What the heck is email
Shoe size: Blue
IQ: I like Blue

Comments:
people say I'm crazy, cravy NO! People want to put me in a blue room . . . I LIKE BLUE . me qquuoottee : I like Blue

- 07/04/00 16:48:44

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Scott - 07/03/00 06:38:38
My URL:http://www.dribbleglass.com
My Email:webmaster@dribbleglass.com
Shoe size: 10 1/2
IQ: Very high

Comments:
Actually, I hold the copyright to those very funny billboards (and no, they're not real). Perhaps your site guests would like to visit the site where they originated...

joe armstrong - 06/28/00 23:12:50
My Email:jafar000@juno.com
Shoe size: 12
IQ: 10000000000000

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paul garven - 06/27/00 13:17:57
Shoe size: 11
IQ: 75+

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jack davis - 06/27/00 10:35:43
My Email:hayjackgolf@aol.com
Shoe size: to tight
IQ: i am here aren't i

Comments:
you can put draw on a ball---you can put fade on a ball but it is hard as hell to put stright on one unless tou are going for the woods

- 06/24/00 20:37:32

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GRR - 06/23/00 18:11:20
IQ: like my golf score...low 90's

Comments:
Funny stuff. I enjoyed it.

Gene Vogel - 06/23/00 02:36:39
My Email:ejbird@execpc.com
Shoe size: 9-1/2

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Ted - 06/20/00 04:51:53
My Email:qwycksilver@cs.com
Shoe size: big
IQ: ##@#!#$$#!%

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Mike - 06/18/00 04:58:05
My Email:MilFart@aol.com
Shoe size: 12

Comments:
This page rocks

JOHNNY ALLEN - 06/17/00 00:03:48
My Email:FREENFLPICKS@AOL.COM
Shoe size: 8.5
IQ: ACCORDING TO MY WIFE?

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Bill Kiernan - 06/12/00 04:22:02
My Email:Bkier57@postoffice.pacbell.net
Shoe size: 8 1/2
IQ: what's an IQ

Comments:
Am reading the Cinderella Story - very timely to see you web site. I'll be back

Jim "The Godsmo" - 06/07/00 03:02:19
My Email:jjgodsey@worldnet.att.net
Shoe size: 13M
IQ: LMNOP

Comments:
Has anyone seen my ball around here? I am playing a Titleist 1, Tour Prestige.

Jackie - 06/05/00 23:20:09
My Email:jkhills66@hotmail.com
IQ: 10000000000

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Karen - 06/04/00 18:15:52
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/honey_dot_com
My Email:honey_dot_com@yahoo.com
IQ: 999

Comments:
It's spelled "dropping". Thanks for DROPPING by. By the way.... VERY VERY cool site. You didn't insult me, but you certainly did entertain me :)

john - 06/03/00 13:23:55
My Email:shivas14@hotmail.com
Shoe size: u.s.10
IQ: member of mensa

Comments:
good job keep it up.

Tony P. - 05/31/00 21:47:47
My Email:tpantoja@hotmail.com
Shoe size: 8 1/2
IQ: who cares

Comments:
I really enjoyed your web page it made me laugh.

snookie - 05/28/00 11:54:27
My Email:snookie1@tampabay.rr.com
Shoe size: 10.5
IQ: ?????

Comments:
could not get sound from site??

Sharon - 05/25/00 03:44:13
My Email:shapri278@yahoo.com

Comments:
Cute stuff

shane norman - 05/23/00 13:40:59
My Email:nshane_@hotmail.com
Shoe size: too big
IQ: between 1 & 2

Comments:
it's good to know that their are people out there are people who suck at golf as bad as i do. i think im gonna record some of these sound bites and play them back when out on the links, and laugh even more than i already do. thanks man its a great site keep up the good work. shane

fghhkjl;k - 05/20/00 06:07:34

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Hank - 05/20/00 00:42:34
My Email:hramsey@worldnet.att.net
Shoe size: 13
IQ: 1111111

Comments:
Great site found it through ATT home page under golf

- 04/30/00 04:48:09

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- 04/27/00 21:21:14
My Email:DIVOT5555@AOL.COM
Shoe size: 9.5

Comments:
GOOD STUFF!

Jim Jordan - 04/26/00 15:10:46
My Email:sprink_excite.com

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spank - 04/17/00 13:39:36

Comments:
kool site

Ken Foster - 04/13/00 21:32:33
My Email:kfoster@hisigns.com
Shoe size: 10.5
IQ: 110

Comments:
Help me, I'm a sign manufacturer who can make any sign,decal,sticker etc. I need an idea to make some kind of a funny cheap sign that I can give away at golf tournaments. Right now I give away fine looking front licence plate. But its getting tired. I like your site. maybe you gots a idea? call me.

- 04/06/00 04:51:56

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Hi little brother. I just went to your sites, I hope you plan on sharing your pennies with your favorite sister :)

- 04/04/00 21:00:50

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mike mcintyre jr. - 04/04/00 02:33:18
My Email:mikemac70@hotmail.com
Shoe size: 8.5
IQ: 122

Comments:
I like it. You have balls!

Don - 03/24/00 13:41:33
My Email:DonBoss1@aol.com
IQ: 135

Comments:
Very good. I've been there and done that. Thanks.

Harold Miller Jr - 03/16/00 02:04:20
My Email:travis01@home.com
Shoe size: 8.5
IQ: don't know

Comments:
The pink ball belongs to Michael Hanna of Ft. Belvoir, VA My golfing partners are John, Don and Pinkie

Frances - 03/15/00 12:38:49
My Email:f.m.kay@herts.ac.uk
Shoe size: not big enough
IQ: too big

Comments:
crazy fun!

Cheryl - 03/13/00 15:56:55
My Email:Socomahaa@cs.com
Shoe size: 10

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Edy - 03/13/00 04:09:32
My Email:thedee4@aol.com
Shoe size: 48dd--sorry bra size
IQ: 81/2 (sorry shoe size)

Comments:
Why do you ask such difficult questions??

Kyle McPeak - 03/11/00 21:44:17
My Email:twistedsoul00@aol.com
Shoe size: 12
IQ: 200

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Dino Davis - 03/11/00 08:57:06
My Email:davisdino@excite.com
Shoe size: 11

Comments:
great to hear from you, how is the family i will be home later this month?? then it back to the duece.

Chris Carswell - 03/10/00 04:00:49
My Email:chris.carswell@home.com
IQ: 185

Comments:


BOB JOE - 03/06/00 23:44:16
My URL:http://ugottopee.com
My Email:ummgivemesome@AOL.com
Shoe size: 56
IQ: 999999999999999999999999999999999

Comments:
HELLO!

- 03/06/00 21:59:49

Comments:
One day i was out golfing and i hit my ball into the buttercups. As I was about to hit the ball a fair godmother came up to me and said "please dont hurt my buttercups, if you don't i'll give you all the butter you want for the rest of your life! I though about it and said, "Where were you 2 holes back when i was in the pussy willows!"

jerry - 03/05/00 02:50:17
Shoe size: 8.5
IQ: not much

Comments:
fellow hacker...lot's of laughs

Bill Lewis - 03/03/00 22:44:58
My Email:gotcars@gte.net
IQ: Way up there. Like u

Comments:
Great fun page.

Steve Allen - 03/02/00 00:48:13
My Email:stss@email.oburg.com
IQ: dont know

Comments:
great site reaches all of us ball whacking beer drinking hackers.

ric - 02/28/00 03:09:14
My URL:http://www.topcities.com/Cartoon/rictoons/hokslice.html
My Email:rictoons@aol.com
Shoe size: 12
IQ: 11

Comments:
very funny (so funny that it hurts),but very funny.

pdion - 02/27/00 19:56:54
My URL:http://sprint.ca
My Email:pdion@sprint.ca
Shoe size: 11
IQ: same as shoe size

Comments:


pat holloway - 02/27/00 19:36:59
My Email:patsya@flash.net

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joe - 02/23/00 06:09:28
My Email:joejenaz@concentric.net
IQ: topflite 4 xxxl

Comments:
very cool site! like golf jokes alot.Have any more? like to here construction jokes too.

Lisa Butler - 02/22/00 04:21:35
My Email:ellbee9867@aol.com
Shoe size: 7.5
IQ: ??? IQ???

Comments:
Finally a place I can call home...

terry klema - 02/21/00 13:53:37
My Email:tklema@aol.com
Shoe size: 10 1/2

Comments:
great site and cool links and i loved the sound wav's thank you for the laughs

- 02/20/00 01:53:10

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jeff - 02/18/00 03:48:41
My Email:jeffeoty@aol.com
Shoe size: 10.5

Comments:
the one eyed man is king in the land of the blind

Richard Keene - 02/18/00 03:03:19
My Email:rvkeene@aol.com
Shoe size: 7E
IQ: -4

Comments:
ok.....I signed your book like you asked!!!

Andy - 02/15/00 22:56:18
My URL:http://members.spree.com/entertainment/aglennie
My Email:aglennie@usa.net
Shoe size: 10
IQ: somewhere between 0 and 1

Comments:
give my site a try let me know what you think

The Webmaster - 02/15/00 22:54:57
My URL:http://www.funtrivia.com/funsites/topsites.cgi?ID=242
My Email:mccallistercookie@usa.net
Shoe size: 10

Comments:
cool website give mine a visit

Hannu Huttunen - 02/15/00 15:53:21
My Email:hannu.huttunen@mail.htk.fi
Shoe size: 10
IQ: medium

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Sean - 02/14/00 01:26:38
My Email:mckenzie.s@worldnet.att.net
Shoe size: 9 1/2
IQ: huh? What 's an IQ?

Comments:
ha ha ha ha ha! You are one crazy dude. Loved it!I hope that your imagination never fades, otherwise I may get bored and have to take up golf.

Arlene Wells - 02/12/00 11:42:04
My Email:wells11@webtv.net
IQ: slow

Comments:
Your girls are beautiful and I wish you all you want to accumulate in life.

Bianca - 02/11/00 04:05:09
My Email:phlanca@bigpond.com
Shoe size: 6 (aust sizes)
IQ: 999999999999999999

Comments:
He, He, He!!! You have managed to make me proud of my golfing abilities!!!!!!!!!!!

keith freeburn - 01/14/00 03:24:14
My URL:http://aol
My Email:bullinthebuff
Shoe size: one foot per foot
IQ: how do you spell that?

Comments:
its a dog eat dog world out there and i'm wearing milkbone underware. my favorite quote from Norm Peterson (Cheers)

Jimmi-jam of DC/MD - 01/07/00 14:05:24
My Email:rmgjeg@bellatlantic.net
Shoe size: 9 1/2
IQ: 112

Comments:
Game to play at a baby shower................ Quest who the father is

LARRY HARMES - 12/20/99 19:37:19
My Email:LARRYHARMES2@HOTMAIL.COM
Shoe size: 10
IQ: UNKNOWN/INFINITE...!

Comments:
Hey dude! Wow it's been long, long ago in a school far,far away..... It's great to hear from you. It's nice to know that you're doing real good. Texas huh? I was in California for a while myself. I got married my senior year in college and ended up divorde befor I was 25 and I got remarried three years later and I'm still married. Hang on to your hat; I have five kids 4 of them girls. I think God must be playing a joke on me, except I'm not, I repeat not laughing. Anyway I work for a steel company in Butler, In iana and things aren't too bad. I've been talking to Brad Deetz every now and then he's doing real good to. Do you remember in school all the dances when you and your brother did all that breakdancing? That was so cool then you look back and wonder "What n the world?" Sometimes I look back and wish it was 1986 all over again. Keep in touch man. You and yours have a merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Jeff Graham - 12/12/99 22:04:55
My Email:cougar0899@aol.com
Shoe size: 120
IQ: 10

Comments:
I really like this. I'll e-mail you soon.

Brad Deetz - 10/12/99 01:38:44
My Email:bdeetz@hotmail.com
Shoe size: 11
IQ: Same as above

Comments:
So Larry is a golfer.... Good to know the all the Gilman classes are not being wasted. Great site...and man you have not changed a bit.

Bob Freeburn - 10/10/99 07:52:25
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/Village/5947/
My Email:ask your brother
Shoe size: large
IQ: -180

Comments:
Hi Larry... Hope you finally learn how to play golf. If you need any coaching, please come over to Australia and I will show you the way to success by keeping well away from the golf clubs. Good luck.... Your Down Under cousin.... Bob

Grandma - 10/01/99 21:56:37
Shoe size: dainty
IQ: 10000000000000000000

Comments:
Not bad could be great with more pictures of Mom!!!

Wael "Will" Radwan - 09/28/99 19:08:08
My Email:columbo23@hotmail.com
Shoe size: Too Big For Anyone
IQ: About as high as......well a tree stump.

Comments:
Recipe for Fruit Cake To be read aloud, for best effect..... You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky. Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of s gar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

the world's greatest sis - 09/26/99 14:25:29
Shoe size: petite
IQ: u cant count that high

Comments:
My brother's many talents never cease to amaze me. You have carried on the Freeburn tradition of stupid jokes with true class and intelligence.

Brian Freeburn - 09/26/99 00:35:45
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/bfreeburn
My Email:bfreeburn@atsva.com
Shoe size: Big enough
IQ: See Shoe size

Comments:
Seeing your web page makes me feel the same way Pete Zimmerman must have felt when you peed on him.


Mr Rogers - 09/22/99 03:06:12
My Email:leroy48@gateway.net
Shoe size: 9 1/2

Comments:
I will not fart aloud in class Iwill not fart aloud in class I will not fart aloud in class Iwill not fart aloud in class I will not fart aloud in class I had to write this 100 times on the blackboard 3rd grade 1955

MICHELE - 09/21/99 23:42:38
My Email:MKD218@AOL.COM
Shoe size: NOT APPLICABLE
IQ: 180+++++

Comments:
Hey guys, Larry I never knew you were this creative!! Funny, maybe I'm not the only smart one in the family. Say Hi to everyone!! Love michele (the future vet)

Larry Freeburn - 09/21/99 22:06:21
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/augusta/7368
My Email:larryfreeburn@yahoo.com
Shoe size: 12"
IQ: acrapload

Comments:
Hi me how am I? I'm fine thank me. Me welcome. Bye me, see me later.I'm so silly, Me too.