We've MOVED! Actually, it's just me. There is no we. I'm taking my one-woman act over to el-twirpo.com, so set your bookmarks there to find me. I know it's a big pain in the bum to hit Add Bookmark or whatever your browser says, but believe me, you'll be lost otherwise. Don't worry, Paul Walker fans. He's not going anywhere. Just click on his face at the top right, and you'll find him smiling along with my story.

Got all that? Good.

Comments? Suggestions? Just bored? E-mail me at el_twirpo@iname.com