FOOTPRINT

The official organ of the Abu Dhabi Island Hash House Harriers AUH4


Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor."
Stray Dog (From the Global Trash Hash Bible complete reference for the Hash House Harriers)

Please note that next weeks run will be:
SUNDAY
31 December at 5:45
Meena Port

To save us all a headache…if you’ve only opened Footprints for direction to next Mondays’ Hash, as per every week, they’re AT THE BLOODY BACK

AUH4 Run Number 1539
Monday 24th December 2007

The Event:
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through Abu Dhabi… A small group of die-hard hashers headed out to Meena Road for a short run or walk to try to break the excitement of Santa’s imminent arrival. The run was deemed too short, but the on back won over most peoples whinging… The Moosemilk flowed and good cheer was felt by all.

Hares: Sheila

Run Verdict:
Markings were dodgy, too smelly (as we passed by the slaughterhouse), next time you should make time to shop at the carpet souk, the length was too short (some thought the end of the run was mid point!)
All in all due to the fact that Moosemilk was served at the end and it was Christmas Eve no value was given! Merry Christmas Sheila!

Next Weeks Run: Will be held at Meena Port. Please note that the run will be held on SUNDAY DECEMBER 30th.

Virgins:
Gareth- from Sheffield, he will be here for one more week and might hash again
Kylie- from Durban, will be here for 3 weeks and will hash again
Multiple Entry- from Moscow (a friend of Sheila’s so very dodgy...) is leaving on Thursday so will not be hashing next week

Charges from RA:
Guest RA- Multiple Entry
Late Comers-
AJ
Kylie
Richard

Crossed Arms- aka cold on an Abu Dhabi night
Fairy Lights
Prancer
Gareth

Thanks for the softies-
Hardly Sexy

Playing pocket pool-
AJ boy did he blush

Front Running Bastards-
Big Ears
Wendy

Tasting the drinks-
CJ

Whingers-
Maurice- length of the run
Hardly Sexy- asking about the different traditions of the hashes around the world

Accusations:
Sheila is now classified as senile because he made the run too short and forgot how long the run was suppose to be. Sheila than whinged because the crowd started to say that it was the world’s worst hash- he was then given a double down down.

Santa in our midst?
Richard was given the prestigious title

Jan was called into the circle simply because she was the only one who had not sampled the Moosemilk

It was a cool night and all of the smart people were bundled up and wearing socks. The Aussies on the run were bare foot... They were called in.

Charges from the floor:
Heather- for a text message sent on the Dhow cruise, as I am writing this blinking thing I will say that it was a sweet message that was full of kindness and lightness... I was also flaming drunk!
font color="red"> Gareth- whinging, I have no clue what it was about
Kylie- for being a 3rd generation hasher, is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Mini Reunion- Islamabad hash Sheila, Multiple Entry and Wendy

Hash Grub-
Homemade chilli, rice buns and yummy homemade mincemeat tarts!!!!
A darn good meal...

Announcements
Don’t forget to look up the AUH4 website. Continued thanks to Sheila for putting so much effort into a GREAT website - and check out any incriminating photos of yourself:
for the main web page
for the photo album

PLEASE:
let us know if you are planning to bring a virgin along
clean up after yourself at the on-back
please shut up during hash circle!

If you haven’t hared any runs or hosted the Down-Downs, Teaboy, Georg with One E and Wet Willy would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns:
Teaboy Andrew.clarke@mottmac.com 050 626 1452
Georg with One E Georg.vitt@mottmac.com 050 667 0357
Wet Willy Herman.kao@mottmac.com

Events for your Diary:
Thursday 17th January 2008
HASH BALL – with Mainland and Wasps at the Club
AED 170 Members / AED 200 Non-Members
Please give Ballbreaker your table arrangements, there are 10 people to a table 21st to 23rd March 2008 WORLD INTERHASH – Perth Please see Website for details “Hashing is a state of mind- a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor." Stray Dog (From the Global Trash Hash Bible complete reference for the Hash House Harriers) AUH4 Run Number 1540 SUNDAY 30th December 2007 START TIME: 1745 Hours HARES: Big Ears LOCATION: Meena Port

Don’t forget –
· Please recycle all cans – Perthy will take all cans back to assist their Harriss with an early return to Bangladesh – so please put all food scraps in a separate bag
· If you haven’t Hared any runs or hosted the Down downs Teaboy, Georg with one E and Herman would like to talk to you. We all need to take our turns
· Numbers have been climbing so if you are bringing Virgins along please let Hash Committee know as we would hate to be embarrassed by shortage of food and even worse run out of Hash Water



AUH4 WEBSITE
Don’t forget to look up the AUH4 website. Many thanks to Sheila for putting so much effort into a GREAT website - and check out any incriminating photos of yourself!!
Web site - where you are now
Click to be transported to photo site No longer accessible to anyone in the UAE! New Photo Site

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