Patchwork

By Ayesha Haqqiqa

 

My version of a Law & Order Travesties

 

“Manhattan in the early twenty-first century,” Jack McCoy mused as he leaned back in his chair.  “I was at the top of my game then.  Important cases, important people, I knew them all.  Are you getting this all down?”

 

“Yes,” said the author.

 

“One case went right up to the Supreme Court,” McCoy smiled at the memory.  “It was about that Chilean Pinchet-no, not Pinchet, the other one.  That colonel I prosecuted for killing that American.  Won the case in lower court, you know, thanks to the legwork of that detective, Jerry Morrison.”

 

“Jerry Morrison?” asked the author.

 

“Yes, that detective who went over to the French wine country and wound up  sleeping with a woman who was protecting her daughter because of a drowning death.  Poor guy threw his gun in the pond, but then he…”

 

Cha ching!

 

“Manhattan in the early twenty-first century,” McCoy grunted as he leaned forward in his chair.  “I was at the top of my game then.  Important cases, important people, I knew them all.  Are you getting all this down?”

 

“Of course,” said the author, scribbling furiously.

 

“The cases involving writers were the most interesting,” McCoy said.  “Like that fellow who was gunned down for his tabloid journalism.  His name was Bryan-C.D.B. Bryan, to be exact.  Drove a VW van with Connecticut plates, that’s how the killer found him.  He was hot on the trail of a mysterious killing of a soldier in Viet Nam….or was it Cambodia?  And was the name Sydney something or other?  Oh yes, of course!  Another case, another time,  this fellow Shanburg went to Cambodia and wound up losing his contact man and feared he’d been lost to the killing fields while Sydney….”

 

Cha ching!

 

“Yes, Manhattan in the early twenty-first century,” McCoy frowned.  “I was at the top of my game then.  Had an important case involving stolen diamonds.  I remember getting an expert witness to help with the investigation.  Native American named Cecil Colson.  True, his thefts were of cattle out West, but the technique was the same.  You know, go off in your truck, take out a shotgun, shoot….” 

 

“Are we talking about the diamonds from Africa?” The author made a note.

 

McCoy looked at him disdainfully.  “Didn’t I say so?  We even got the CIA involved.  Joe Cutter was one fellow’s name, but he wasn’t so swift.  Kept getting tied up with one thing or another.  But we got the fellow in the end, and that’s what’s important.”

 

“Any cases in which you felt personally involved?” the author asked.

 

“Oh yes,” McCoy frowned.  “There was Paul Koppel.  We went to school together, but when Paul got his degree, he went to work for the Mob.  Got corrupted by them, too.  Cal Morris helped me find the evidence against Paul.  Morris saw the warning signs, and leapt into action, even though he wore a leg brace because of polio.  Battled those ugly monsters and was able to get the evidence we needed to close down the operation.”  McCoy smiled in satisfaction.

 

“Any regrets?”  the author asked as he turned a page in his notebook.

 

“Any man who has lived has regrets.  I regret the fact that the Supreme Court ruled against me-against me!  And in favor of Pinochet-no, no, the other one!  What was a triumph before a jury-a jury, mind you, of good Americans, was taken from me by the Nine Old Men, even though a couple were women.”  McCoy shook his head. 

 

“Do you feel that your emphasis on career effected your personal life?” the author asked.

 

McCoy nodded.  “You’re after the Diana Hawthorne case, aren’t you?  I won’t deny that I had affairs with some of my female assistants, but I don’t hold a candle to the playwright William McClusky, whom, I believe, seduced several woman at once.”  McCoy leaned over.  “Please  put it down for the record that, although I referred to pickles in conversation, I never never ate one on a picnic, especially in the nude!”

 

“The Hawthorne case?” the author asked.

 

“Yes.  Diane-or Diana, take your pick-totally misread me.  Misread my intent.  I was always after the truth, no matter what.  I wanted to raise my daughter right, you see.  So what if I went fishing on Sundays instead of going to church?  I’d like to think I instilled values in her-something to rely on better than the man in the moon.”

 

“And Diana Hawthorne?” the author urged.

 

“Ah, yes.  Well, it wasn’t as if I were a married man with a daughter and two sons, living in a small Southern town where I had to hide my adultery.  And I did prosecute some Civil Rights cases, come to think of it.”

 

“So you’re not going to go into details over the Hawthorne case,” the author concluded.

 

“Oh, I don’t know,” McCoy mused.  “In my life as a prosecutor, I’ve learned three things.  Either you tell the truth, or you’re discreet.  If you’re discreet, you don’t necessarily have to tell the truth.  And the third thing….I forget.”

 

“Come on, Jack, it’s time for your nap,” the nurse at the home said.

 

“Nap?  It isn’t time for court yet?” Jack asked.

 

“No.  You just finished watching the Sam Waterston movie marathon on television before this young man came.  You missed your nap.”

 

“But this fellow here, wants to write my life’s story—“ Jack protested as he was wheeled out  of  the lounge of the nursing home.

 

“And he’ll be back tomorrow to continue,” the nurse assured him.

 

The author stood up.  “Thank you for your time, Mr. McCoy.”  To the nurse he whispered, “It was an interesting time, and I’ll try again, but I think it’s a travesty….”

 

Cha ching!

 

Dedicated to THE MAN who made Travesties come alive.  My apologies to fellow fans who may find a bit of Henry Carr creeping into the McCoy character.  Sam is much better at keeping them separate.

 

 

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