Chocko-Chucks, America's Number One Cereal, is now on the shelves of your local food store. Made from 100% of America's purest coal and granite deposits, is a guaranteed source of essential vitamins and minerals! Kick exhaustion in the face by starting your day with a bowl of Chocko-Chucks!

Chocko-Chucks vs. Competitors

	Chocko-Chucks	Vanillo-Titos	CookieBite Breakfast	Special R	Total Toast	Captain Pie
Taste	10	2	5.5	7	8	3.14
Energy	10	8	5	3	7	1.618
Healthiness	10	4	5	7	7	.666