Anyway, you might be asking "what are you giving away, Jacob Heineken? Is it a jar of Steven Seagal's breath? Dinner with Terri Summers?" Sadly it's neither of these, but something cool nonetheless.
I'm giving away a 6' x 4' Half Past Dead PVC theatrical banner! But not just any banner - this one is from Australia, so it differs from the US poster! Yes, you could own this masterpiece of Seagal memorabilia and impress the crap out of your friends whenever they come over to your house. You'll probably even make all sorts of new friends! So now I hear you asking "how do I win this amazing prize, Jacob Heineken?" It's quite simple, really. All you have to do is send in a plot outline for what you think should be the next Steven Seagal movie. The winner will be the one that features more ASS KICKING, babes, car chases and explosions than any other movie in history - in other words, the BEST EVER! The winner will also get an exclusive poster made for their film, so make sure you include a title. All entries will be published on the site, so even if you don't win you'll still be incredibly famous. Send your entries to:
ultimatestevenseagal@hotmail.com
Good luck!
Secondly, the site has been graced with the presence of the coolest woman on the planet, TERRI SUMMERS! In honor of how cute she is I have devoted a whole section to her, since she's the second most significant human being on the planet next to Steven Seagal. Check out her post in the guestbook and if you're over 18 (or keen to look at boobs) follow the link from her section to her own site. She's the BEST EVER!
Either that or type her name into Google and choose from the 486 billion sites that feature her.
