Haruka: *comes storming in* How could you! I thought you loved me!
Michiru: Excuse me, but you were all over Yuhka twice, and I only cheated once.
Haruka: Yeah, with two people.
Michiru: Oh, please! Nao looked like you, acted like you, talked like you, and even fought like you. She basically was you!
Haruka: Same with Yuhka.
Nao: *starts slowly creeping away while she has the chance*
Haruka: You! This is your fault, you slut!
Nao: Excuse me, but what did you just call me?
Haruka: A slut. You've already slept with three people here, so that's exactly what you are. God, can't you keep your hormones under control? You remind me of a character I saw in a movie once. What was it called, Rocky Horror?
Morgan: Yay! RHPS!!!!!
*Yuhka, Usa, Michiru, and Cele are all standing on a stage in black lingere. A statue of Marta is off to one side. Music begins, and Yuhka begins to sing. Morgan keeps chanting "RHPS! RHPS!" while dressing up like Magenta and gathering audiance participation items*
Yuhka: It was great when it all began./I was in love with Nao-chan./But it was over when she had the plan/to seduce Michiru into a one night stand./Now the only thing that gives me hope/is that this fic is just a soap./Myus tint my world and keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
Usa-chan: I'm just nineteen years old./Truely ecchi to behold./And somebody should be told/my pantsu can't be controled./Now the only thing I've come to trust/is fictional sailor senshi lust./Myus tint my world and keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
Michiru: It's beyond me./I'm so sorry!/I'll be good,/Haruka, you'll see,/if I can just get away./What's this,/let's see./Oh, I feel sexy./What's come over me?/Oh, Nao, take my hand!
Cele: I feel released./Bad times deceased./My creativity has increased/now that Nao-sama's written in!/My old life's beed disbanded. My mind has been expanded./It's a gas that Nao's now here!/Her lust is so sincere.
*Nao appears on stage, in red lingerie.*
Nao: Whatever happened to Fay Wray?/That delicate, satin-draped frame?/As it clung to her thigh,/how I started to cry/'cause she put Yuhka's figure to shame./Give yourself over/to absolute pleasure./Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh./Erotic nightmares,/beyond any measure and senshi daydreams/to treasure forever./Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh. *jumps into a pool* Don't dream it - be it. (four times)
All: Don't dream it - be it. (four times)
*They join her in a pool orgy*
Marta: *turns back into a person, and looks around her* Eewww!!!!!!! Ecchiness!
Michiru: It's beyond me. Haruka, I'm sorry!! *is pulled back into the pool by Yuhka*
Cele: God bless hentai manga-ka!
*Magenta and Riffraff enter. Morgan runs up and begs Magenta for her autograph, and Riffraff points a laser at Nao.*
RiffRaff: Nao-sama,/it's all over./You're just lke Frank N. Furter/and your lifestyle's too extreme./Time to leave the authors./You now are my prisoner./We return to Transylvania. (to Magenta) Prepare the transit beam.
Usa-chan: Ummm... someone henshin already!
Moon: (to Riffraff) Where did you say you were from?
Riffraff: The planet of Transexual in the Galaxy of Transylvania.
Moon: (to everyone on stage) Not my galaxy, not my problem.
Magenta: Ah, sweet Transexual,
Marta: Ewww! They really named a planet that?
Magenta: *continuing* land of night! To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain...
Healer: You must have high electricity bills!
Riffraff: *ignoring Healer* And where people don't think you're weird for sleeping with your sister.
Everyone: O_o EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riffraff: See what I mean?
Morgan: *throws popcorn at Riffraff just for the heck of it*
Riffraff: This chick is really starting to bug me.
Morgan: Chick? CHICK?! Do I LOOK like a baby hen? Look, I dragged you into this fic *pulls out an eraser* and I can take you out of it.
Riffraff: *shoots Morgan with the laser*
Morgan: *Unphased* Baka. Anti-matter rays don't work on people from other dimensions, which Marta, Usa, Cele, and myself are.
Nao: Umm... shouldn't that mean I'd be safe from it then?
Yuhko: Don't you remember? All of the Myu actors were brought in from Transexual, Transylvania. So we're from the same dimension.
Nao: Crap.
Haruka: Okay, I can't take anymore of this. Michiru, I'm coming. Uranus Planet Power, MAKE UP!!!
Magenta: You're a senshi, too?!?!?! So am I!
Everyone: O_O
Magenta: Transylvania Lipstick Power, Make Up!!!! *Is now in a totally black fuku with blood red sequins along the hems, fishnets, and black boots* I'm Sailortransylvania.
Riffraff: Why didn't you ever tell me this?
S.Transylvania: *shrug* It never came up.
Uranus: Whatever. World......SHAKING!!!!!
Transylvania: *yawns* Time Warp. *Uranus' attack reverses*
Setsuna: Hey! Time's MY element! Get your own!
Morgan: Nu-huh! She can do the time warp, and you don't even know how!
Setsuna: Do I look like I care?!?!?!?!?! dead scream
Transylvania: Time Warp. *Setsuna's attack reverses*
Setsuna: How...how did you do that.?
Transylvania: Easy. It's just a jump to the left.
Morgan: And a step to the ri-i-i-ight.
Cele: Put your hands on your hips.
Usa: And Bring your knees in tight.
Transylvania: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insa-a-a-ane.
All: Oh, lets do the Time Warp again!
Riffraff: Can we PLEASE just get this over with?
Nao: Eep!
Cele: But it's not even her fault! Morganchan had some weird powder that got on her. What was that stuff anway?
Morgan: Hentai dust.
Riffraff: You, again?
Yuhka: So that's what made everyone act so out of character?
Riffraff: Just give her the antidote.
Morgan: *grumbles and sprays Nao, Yuhka, Eudial, Makoto, and Ami with the antidote* I won't spray Yaten and Usagi, for obvious reasons.
Riffraff: Fair enough.
Kakyuu: *drags Taiki over* Spray him, now!
Morgan: But no one put powder on him!
Healer: I think he was standing next to me when I got hit with it. That could be an explanation to why he's acting like this.
Morgan: *shrugs and sprays*
Taiki: Where am I?
Kaykyuu: What's the last thing you remember?
Taiki: *blush* Waking up this morning, next to you.
Kakyuu: I have something that I need to tell you then. *whispers in his ear*
Taiki: I'm going to be a daddy?!?! *kisses Kakyuu*
Morgan: Everyone happy?
Some people: Yay!
Other People: Boo!
Eudial: SNAIL!
Morgan: *shrugs* close enough. Fic End Zap, Bang!
Fic: *ends*