The Conversationfic
by Morgan Jenkins/Azul/Taru-chan (Hotaru)/Palapalla and Heather Gough/Cele/Ruka-chan (Haruka)/JunJun


A friend of mine and I wrote this on our MSN IMs, and is chock full of things you wouldn't know if you didn't know us. I'd like to warn you that we were sugar high at the time, and cannot be held responsible for anything that may offend Marta or piss off the senshi. Oh, and the fairy and leprechaun live(d) in Cele's room, and Eris and Harmonia are from an upcoming series of mine.


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Morgan-chan: How are the fairy and leprechan, btw?
Cele-chan: The leprechaun is holding a long standing grudge against you, and will only grunt when asked why. The fairy is smiling happily with her broken leg. The leprechaun got really pissed about a month ago...
Morgan-chan: Poor fairy!
Cele-chan: I know. We're all mad at the leprechaun.
(Morgan gives the fairy some candy and smacks the leprechan. The fairy eats candy, but leprechaun takes candy from fairy. Morgan gives the fairy more candy and a can of Leprechan-B-gone. The fairy looks in puzzlement at can of leprechaun-be-gone and accidentally squirts herself with it)
Morgan-chan: It won't hurt her.
(The fairy smiles happily and squirts the leprechaun)
Morgan-chan:It will keep him at a distance from her, though.
Cele-chan: She'll like that.
Morgan-chan: Good!
(The leprechaun smiles evilly as he runs and wants to know Morgan's address)
Morgan-chan: EEP
(The leprechaun buys phone book...)
(Morgan squirts her house with Leprechan_B_Gone)
(The leprechaun puts on gas mask.)
Morgan-chan: He can go to Marta's house or Brent's house.
(Brent eyes Cele nervously)
Morgan-chan: That way, when you blame Brent, the leprechan can pinch him.
(The leprechaun pinches Brent, and heads for Morgan-chan.)
Morgan-chan: EEP (has her cat guard against the leprechan invasion.)
(The leprechaun puts on cat-proof armor and trips because of all the equipment, making it easier for the cat to catch him. The leprechaun brings out a Pokemon and paralyzes cat.)
(Morgan gives cat something to treat the paralyzation, and calls for Hotaru-chan.)
(Hotaru-chan points Silence Glaive at leprechaun.)
(The leprechaun calls for Galaxia frantically and squirms into Morgan's house.)
(Galaxia brings out evil Uranus and Neptune, who glare evilly at Hotaru.)
(Morgan calls for the rest of the outers and the Starlights.)
(Galaxia calls for Chaos and all the rest of her Animates)
(Morgan grins and calls for Harmonia, Chaos's good twin sister.)
(The leprechaun finds Morgan-chan)
(Harmonia turns Chaos back into Eris and traps her in a golden box for all eternity along with the leprechaun. The leprechaun looks pissed and wriggles through a crack at the bottom, vowing revenge on Harmonia and Morgan. Eris wriggles through the crack as well and vows revenge on the lepechaun for leaving her. The leprechaun apologizes to Eris and suggests that they BOTH vow revenge on Morgan and Harmonia. Eris says only if he will runoff to Vegas with her and marry her. THEN they can take care of her sister and Morgan. The leprechaun agrees. Eris puts on a golden bridal dress and veil.  She picks up the leprechaun, and they head for the airport. Morgan and Harmoia look confused. They get married and return to Morgan's house, vowing revenge)
(Both Good and ex-evil-now-soso Sailor Uranus's and Neptunes are guarding the door when they arrive. The leprechaun brainwashes Uranus and Neptune, the ex-evil ones, into thinking that they are pure evil. Evil Uranus and Neptune dispose of Good Uranus and Neptune, who die a tragic and romantic death. Cele sniffles a lot...wails...brings them back to life and hugs them, still sniffling.)
(Cassidy from Ask the Senshi walks in the room and hugs Uranus-chan.)
Cele-chan: I met a girl a lot like her at the con who had a Sailoruranus doll and was fondling it through the whole thing.
(Good Neptune clobbers Cassidy. Cassidy whines and grabs for Uranus.)
(Neptune clobbers the doll-hugger. The doll-hugger tries to fondle doll, notices Uranus, and tries to fondle her.)
(Evil Uranus kidnaps Cassidy.)
(Neptune Deep Submerges doll-hugger)
(Cassidy wiggles her eyebrows. Evil Uranus wiggles her eyebrows as well. Evil Neptune gets pissed. Evil Neptune pulls Cassidy's hair. Cassidy yells and grabs for Evil Uranus. Good Neptune and Evil Neptune start fighting overwho gets to Deep Submerge Cassidy. In the end, they both do.)
Both: DEEP SUBMERGE!!!
(Cassidy dies.)
(Eris and leprechaun feel ignored.)
(Evil Uranus glares at Morgan for killing off horny Cassidy
Evil Uranus (to Morgan) WORLD.....
(Morgan runs around in circles like a chicken with it's head cut off. Morgan hides behind Harmonia.)
Evil Uranus (to anyone who's listening) SHAKING!
(Morgan dies. Cele WAILS and proceeds to bring Morgan back to life. Morgan-chan hugs Cele. Cele hugs Morgan and glares at Evil Uranus, then runs to get food. Cele runs back out of house with two frozen puddings and hands one to Morgan. Morgan thanks Cele-chan for the pudding. Cele-chan eats pudding happily and so does Morgan.)
(The leprechaun glares at the happily-stuffing-themselves Morgan and Cele. Eris kisses her husband. Evil Uranus hits on Eris. The leprechaun hits on Evil Neptune. Evil Uranus uses "World Shaking" on the Leprecaun and Evil Neptune uses "Deep Submerge" on Eris. Then they go off into a fit of passion, while Eris and leprechaun lie stunned on the ground. Good Uranus hits on Evil Neptune. Good Neptune gets pissed at Uranus and flies into a jealous rage. Good Neptune hits Evil Neptune over the head with her mirror. Evil Neptune grabs Evil Uranus' sword and pokes at Good Neptune. Good Neptune grabs Good Uranus' sword, and the two aqua-haired girls begin fencing. Good and Evil Uranus sweatdrop and begin to 'fence' with their partner's mirrors.)
(Hotaru sweatdops. Setsuna lectures Hotaru on how she should never be like this. Evil Setsuna and Evil Hotaru pop in. Evil Hotaru and Good Hotaru begin trading Death Ribbon revolution stories and laughing. Evil and Good Setsuna trade complaits about being stuck at the time gates and then they begin babbling to each other about how HOT Endymion is.)
(Cele-chan rolls her eyes and kicks Mamoru.)
Mamoru: Ow.
(Cele-chan giggles happily and declares a free-for-all on Mamoru. Usagi looks pissed, and Chibi-Usa smiles. Setsuna looks sniffly, and Cele-chan throws tear gas at Mamoru. Evil Setsuna makes a dive for Mamoru, landing on the pink haired brat. Evil Mamoru hits on Evil Setsuna. Evil Beryl walks in and brainwashes Good Mamoru.)
Morgan-chan: I thought Beryl was always evil...
Cele-chan: Yeah, but what if there was a GOOD Beryl?
(Chibi-Usa bites evil Beryl. Evil Beryl kills Good ChibiUsa... and Evil ChibiUsa bites Beryl. Beryl kills Evil ChibiUsa.)
Morgan-chan: And the peasants rejoiced.
(Evil Mamoru runs off to make out with Beryl. Usagi runs after them. Good Mamoru looks confused. Evil Usagi runs in in a hooker outfit and hits on Good Mamoru. Good Mamoru runs off with her. Good Usagi runs back, and is even more confused. Evil Mamoru hits on both Setsunas. Both Setsunas hit on Evil Mamoru, and start a catfight over them.)
(Both Hotrus sweatdrop.)
(Evil Taiki runs in and begins to lecture. Evil Ami runs in and begins to hit on Evil Taiki. Evil Taiki and Evil Ami run off together and Good Taiki and Good Ami realize just how much they've been missing by being geeks and start making out.)
(Evil Naru comes barging in and hits on Good Yaten. Cele begins to yell at Evil Naru and they have a tug-of-war with Good Yaten. Evil Yaten comes in, and unexpectedly becomes part of the tug-of-war. Good Umino comes in and gets all sad that Naru is hitting on both Yatens. Good Umino weeps uncontrollably. Good Naru comes in and comforts Good Umino. Morgan-chan brings Nephrite back to life. Good Naru leaves Good Umino and runs over to Nephrite. She and Nephrite get married.)
(Good Umino hits on Evil Naru, who hits on Good Yaten, who hits on Cele.)
(Morgan feels left out and drags her boyfriend in the story.)
(Cele hits on good Seiya. Harmonia hits on Evil Yaten. Good Seiya hits on Harmonia. Cele gets mad and tries to kill Harmonia, but Harmonia is a spirit, and therefore cannot be killed. Cele shuts Harmonia into a cage and drags Seiya away protecctively. Harmonia pouts and hits on Morgan's bf. Morgan threatens her with an eraser, because she's the only one that can get rid of her creation.)
(Marta whines about how SHE wants Seiya!)
(Minakos and Makatos come in and hit on all the guys.)
Cele-chan:(rabid)The guys are ALL MINE!!!
(Morgan-chan hugs Wouter, her bf, protectively)
Morgan: Not ALL the guys!
Cele-chan: Don't worry, he's yours
(Morgan smiles.)
(The half dead Eris and leprechaun stand up. They grumble, and start to attack, only to be ran over by the newly wed Nephrite and Naru. Umino weeps. Evil Umino hits on Marta. Marta slaps him, and then dyes his hair pink. Cele and Morgan begin laughing very VERY hard.)
(Good Umino puts on pink clothes and asks for Mara's hand in marriage. Marta accepts.)
(Morgan and Cele grumble at the pink bridesmaid dresses. Cele grumbles even harder when Usagi comes in with her white maid-of-honor dress. Cele-chan changes her dress to blue and looks very happy. Marta gets pissed. Morgan-chan dyes her dress green. Everyone except Marta is happy. Marta's happier when her fiance comes in, kisses her, and asks if she's ready for the vows, but not much happier, since it's Umino.)
(They get married, and Good Haruka catches the boquet. Good Haruka proposes to Good Michiru, and Cele starts sniffling. Good Hotaru cheers, glad her Mama and Papa are finally getting married. Cele is outright crying out of happiness. Haruka enters in a tux. Michiru enters in a dress. they get married. Cele and Morgan sniffle loudly. Cele catches the bouquet. She proposes to both Seiyas and both Yatens. Good Seiya and Good Yaten agree. Cele-chan is then forced to choose. Wouter-san proposes to Morgan-chan. Morgan happily accepts. Cele grabs Seiya's arm because Yaten is way too short.)
(Ail stops in and proposes to Usagi. Ann proposes to Evil Yaten. Evil Yaten gets horny and accepts. Usagi is indecisive until Evil Usagi waltzes in with Good Mamoru and gets married. Good Usagi accepts Ail's proposal. Morgan-chan weeps happily because she's a Usagi/Ail 'shipper at heart. Cele-chan weeps sadly because Seiya and Usagi can't get married...then stops, remembering she and Seiya are getting married, she should be happy. She is.)
(Evil, pink haired Umino proposes to Rei-chan. Rei accepts. Evil Rei walks in in a teeny dress and hits on Evil Umino. Evil Umino leaves Good Rei for Evil Rei. Good Rei weeps. Evil Minako hits on her. Good Rei and Evil Minako run off together as a threesome with Evil Makoto. Good Minako and Makoto feel left out, SO they run off together.)
(Everyone gets married in a huge ceremony, with Good and Evil Hotaru as the ring bearers. And boy, do they have their work cut out for them.)
(Cele-chan and Seiya are happy. Morgan-chan and Wouter are happy. Everybody is happy except Good Rei, because she realizes she is in a threesome with a bunch of her friends. Yuuichirou finds her in the threesome and gets scared and runs off. He then confronts Haruka, and is all pissy. Haruka points her sword and smiles. He gets scared. Yuuichirou runs off and Rei follows him. Evil Minako and Evil Makoto don't even notice she's gone.)
(Evil Haruka and Evil Michiru wonder why they're getting left out of this.)
(Cele-chan is confused by all the characters. Morgan-chan is confused, too.)
(Evil Michiru proposes to Evil Haruka. They get married as well.)
(Cele-chan begins to try and sort out the couples.)
(Hotaru-chan "Death Ribbon Revolution"s the story, and the fic ends there.)

The End.