The Second Conversationfic
by Morgan Jenkins/Azul/Taru/Pallapalla and Heather Gough/Cele/Ruka/Junjun

Okay, we lost the middle to this one. Cele-chan WIIL find it on her computer oneday, I promise. It's still hilarious, though, even without it.

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Marta : If that's the case, I WANT A DIVORCE!
(Umino wails. Naru runs by with Nephrite, causing Umino to wail even more)
Naru: I'm so happy, Nephrite. Now I just need to buy new pajamas.
Nephrite: Here, my darling! Money to buy pajamas!
(Naru goes out and buys silky black pj's.)
Naru: Do you like these, Sweetness?
Nephrite: Hmm, I like them, but you should have bough something like THIS... (holds up teeny little nightgown)
Umino: CHILD ABUSE!
(Naru exchanges pj's for a teeny night gown. Nephrite smiles)
Naru: He's my HUSBAND! He can do what ever he likes and not get into trouble.
(Umino weeps uncontrollably. Naru ignores him. Haruka and Michiru walk in. Haruka sees the teeny nightgown)
Haruka: Michiru, would you buy something like that?
Michiru: Hmm, should I?
Haruka: YES!
Setsuna: Stop being ecchi, you two.
(Michiru buys an aqua version of Naru's dress...but smaller)
Morgan: You're no fun!
(Setsuna holds up Bigass Key)
Setsuna: You were saying?
(Morgan turns it into a little key)
Morgan: I said you're no fun.
(Setsuna begins to pursue Morgan, trying to whack her)
Setsuna: With my Bigass Key, I will punish you!
(Usagi and Ail pop in.)
Ail: What's going on here?!
Usagi: I don't know, and I don't care.
(They start to make out.)
Morgan: What bigass key?
Setsuna: Uh...
(Setsuna grabs Silence Glaive)
Setsuna: With Hotaru's Glaive, I will punish you!
(Setsuna has no luck, because only Hotaru can work it. She begins to cry. Morgan-chan chases after Marta with a pillow and tries to have a pillow fight. Marta is too scared. Marta accidentally slices the pillow with the glaive, and it was Yaten's pillow. Yaten gets REALLY pissed cuz he wanted to sleep. Hotaru gets pissed because two crazy girls are fighting over the possession of HER weapon. Setsuna runs in with the Bigass Key. Cele steals the Bigass Key and runs off)
Morgan : I thought I shrunk that thing? Who made it big again?
Cele: I wanted a bigass staff so I made it big!
Morgan : Oh. (forgets about the fighting and kisses Wouter.)
(Cele accidentally kills Chibiusa while waving Bigass Key around. Naru and Nephrite run in, having a tickle-fight. Umino wails. Evil Umino and Evil Rei walk in. Good Umino gets ticky. Evil Haruka and Evil Michiru walk in. Evil Haruka sees Good Michiru's nightgown and buys one for Evil Michiru, and promtly begins drooling when she sees Evil Michiru in the nightgown. Good and Evil Setsuna get out mops, but they can't keep up with Evil Haruka's drooling rate. Evil Mamoru comes in with who-ever-the-crap-we-set-him-up-with, but drowns in Haruka's drool...YES!)
Morgan : who's going to clean this up?
(Good and Evil Setsuna groan. Minakos and Makotos come in. Naru is STILL laughing from Nephrite's tickling. Evil Usagi and Good Mamoru come in. Cele begins grumbling about how it sucks that Good Mamoru's still alive. Amis and Taikis come in and start to make out. Cele and Morgan begin to plot ways to kill Mamoru off. Good Mamoru trips over wailing Umino, and falls into a bottomless pit, taking Good Umino with him. Naru looks happy.)
Naru : Now my darling and I can live happily without "interuptions" at four am!
(Evil Usagi hits on the newly widowed Marta. Umino's screams are heard, but they die away slowly...)
Marta; YES! HE'S GONE!...uh, Usagi? Are you okay?
Evil Usagi : Why do you ask?
Marta: Uh...I'm not gay...(bursts into tears. Evil Usagi looks for someone else to hit on. Marta wails that her favorite character is gay...until she remembers that this is a Morgan/Cele sugarfic)
Good Usagi : (hugs Marta) That was my evil clone. I'd never leave my Ail! (starts making out with her alien husband)
Marta: Well, at least the original version likes guys...
Ail: (muffled) I'm glad, too.
Usagi: It's less fun when you try to talk!
(Ann and Evil Yaten come in. Ann starts trying to hit on Good Yaten, too. Cele grabs both Yatens and begins yelling at Ann. Ann grabs her husband back. Seiya taps his wife on the shoulder. Cele looks guilty. She lets go of Yaten. Marta then hits on him. Yaten hits on Marta, and they get hitched. Morgan kisses Wouter. Cele kisses Seiya. Everyone is happy except for Marta, who realizes that she has gotten hitched to a five foot tall asshole and her dream boy is kissing her best friend. Good Rei comes in chasing after a still scared Yuuichirou.)
Rei : I'm sorry about those two! Forgive me!
Evil Minako: It's okay, Rei-chan...care to try again?
(Nephrite continues tickling Naru. Rei blushes)
Evil Makoto: Come on, it'll be fun!
Naru: Hee hee hee!
(Beryl hits on Yuuichirou)
Rei : Umm... okay.
Yuuichirou: Like, ugly woman, go away!
Makoto: Ooh goody, a newbie!
Rei : Good Makoto? Good Minako? You guys, too?
Good Minako: Yeah, ever wondered why I never got a boyfriend?
Good Makoto: And why I'm always acting tough?
(Yuuichirou pushes Beryl into the bottomless pit.)
Rei : Oh. (The five run off together.)
Beryl: No! It can't be! I'm too beautiful!
(Hotaru hits on Yuuichirou. Marta hits on Seiya, who ignores her. Yaten glares at his wife. Cele glares at her best friend.)
Cele: Mine mine mine mine mine! (grabs Seiya's arm)
Marta : I'm sorry. (runs off with her husband to show how sorry she is.)
(Safiru walks in and sees the fairy. He blushes. The fairy giggles.)
NOTE: The fairy is now Sailor Irys, and her civilian name is Clarabelle.
(Clarabelle flutters up to Safiru. Safiru gets hearts in his eyes. Clarabelle blushes. Safiru asks Clarabelle if she wants to dance. Clarabelle blushes again and nods. Cele puts on music and then goes back to Seiya. Meanwhile, Galixia and Iron Mouse are still fighting over prince three eyes. Galaxia kills Iron Mouse and hits on Dimando, who's drooling over a picture of Serenity. Black Lady and Jedite make interesting sounds off screen. Fish Eye hits on Dimando. Dimando raises an eyebrow and scoots over to where Galaxia's sitting. Galaxia attacks him with kisses. Dimando tries to figure out what's better, Galaxiechh or Fish Eye. Sailor Cosmos walks by. Dimando begins to drool. Galaxia hits him over the head. Cosmos whacks Galaxia wih her Cosmos Staff. Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion hits on Galaxia. Galaxia pouts.)
Galaxia; Just great, I can only attract girls. This SUCKS!
(Dimando looks confused. EVERYONE looks confused with the exceptions of the people who are...otherwise occupied. Safiru kisses Clarabelle's hand while they dance. Dimando asks Cosmos to dance, and then realizes something.)
Dimando: Hey, authors, are we doing Manga or Anime here?
Morgan (muffled from off screen): A combo!
Dimando: So is Cosmos here the later form of Serenity?
Cele (muffled from offscreen and other reasons): Yeah, yeah.
(Dimando whoops and drags Cosmos onto the dance floor)
Ail: MY Usagi!
Usagi: I'm confused.
Ann: So, what else is new?
Ail: Hey! Don't talk that way to my wife!
(Ann goes back to making out with Evil Yaten)
Evil Yaten: I LIKE this girl!
Clarabelle: Please don't fight!
Safiru: Ah, they always fight...
Clarabelle: Oh. (goes back to dancing)
Good Setsuna: Well, this is the advantage of being with your double...you know all the right things to do (winks)
Evil Setsuna: (giggles)
Evil Hotaru: Keep it down over there!
Good Hotaru: Setsuna-mama!?!
Both Setsunas: Yes, Hotaru-chan?
Good Hotaru: I'm confused!
Both Setsunas: Why?
Hotaru: Nevermind..... (walks off scratching her head and bumps into...)
Evil Yuuichirou: Hey, you look just like the chick my double got together with!
(Good Hotaru blushes)
Evil Yuuichirou: You're cute when ya do that, like, ya know?
Good Hotaru (still blushing): Really? You're cute, too!
Evil Yuuichirou: Yeah, so, hey, like wanna go get something to eat?
Hotaru: SURE! (they go off for pizza)
Both Setsunas: Oh good, they're gone...
(Professor Tomoe hits on Sailor Aluminum Siren. Siren grabs onto Galaxia and squeals "Get him away from meeeee!")
Galaxia; NOT ANOTHER UNDERLING HITTING ON ME!
(Heavy Metal Papillion gets jealous and tries to jab Siren. Sailors Phobos and Deimos hit on Lethe and Mnemosyne. Siren ducks)
Mnemosyne: Leeeeethe, can we can we can we?
Lethe: Hmmm...yes, we can.
(The four run off together)
Galaxia: Calm down, you two...if it's any consolation, neither of you are going to get me in the end, so there's no point fighting.
(Rei's grandpa hits on Galaxia)
Galaxia: OoOoO! A guy! Finally!
(Fish Eye hits on Rei's grandpa)
Rei's Grandpa: Ooh cute girl!
(Palla Palla hits on Aluminum Siren. Aluminum Siren hits on Ves Ves.)
Galaxia: Well, that's one less!
(Ves Ves hits on Galaxia. Galaxia screams.)
(Galaxia jumps between Dimando and Cosmos.)
Galaxia: Look, lady, I got him first!
(Cosmos hits on Galaxia. Dimando looks on with interest.)
Galaxia: Great, go over there, I'm sure Ves Ves would love you. Just leave my Dimando alone!
(Cosmos pouts. Ves Ves hits on Cosmos. Cosmos hits on Jun Jun)
Galaxia: Good, they're gone.
(Jun Jun hits on Dimando)
(Helios hits on Fish Eye)Fish Eye: Hot!
(They run off together)
Helios (from far off): OH MY GOD! IT'S A GUY! That's even better!
(Heavy Metal Papillion hits on Cosmos. Cosmos and HMP run off together and Usagi starts crying. Ail comforts his wife. Mistress 9 hits on Galaxia.)
Galaxia: Ooh I like your dress!
Mistress 9: Care to try it on?
Galaxia: I'd LOVE to! Can I really?
Mistress 9: Sure. Come with me. (They go off screen, Mistress 9's hair holding on to Galaxia's waist.)
Kaolinite: Damn, and I thought we really had something going here...oh well.
(Kaolinite hits on Mimete. Mimete hits on Eudial. Eudial wiggles eyebrows at Mimete. They go off screen.)
Kaolinite: Geez, where's a good underling when you need one...
(Kaolinite's hair grabs Tellu. Morgan-chan brings back Iron Mouse. Iron Mouse hits on Kaolinite. Kaolinite abandons Tellu and hits on Iron Mouse. They run offscreen. Professor Tomoe hits on Usagi.)
Ail: Away with you!
(Usagi wails louder and cries onto her husband's shoulder)
Usagi: I only love my Ail!!!!!!
(Sailor Lead Crow hits on Tomoe. Tomoe's glasses begin to glow and they run offscreen. Tellu looks around for someone to hit on, and spots Cyprine in the corner, making out with Ptilol. Tellu hits on Good Yaten.)
Hotarus: Should we clean the place again for now?
Hotarus: Good idea!
Both: DEATH.......
Both Harukas: NONONONONONO!
Morgan and Cele: We'll do another one. We promise.
Both Harukas: Whew!
(They signal for Hotarus to continue)
Hotarus: ...RIBBOOOOOOON!...
Evil Hotaru: Revolution! Ha! Beat ya to it!

(THE END, for now... cue the curtain calls)