The Outer (girl) Scouts
by Heather Gough and Morgan Jenkins


This fic has nothing at all to do with the DiC or Cloverway dub of Sailor Moon. It's based on the characters of the Japanese Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon. Heather and I were just goofing around, and t inspired by the fact the idiot dubbers made the Sailor Soldiers, warriors of love and justice, into scouts. So here we have the Outer Senshi as girl scouts. Enjoy.


Haruka: Buy some cookies and support the Scouts..

Michiru: This is such a tacky color.

Hotaru: I'm itchy!

Haruka: I DON'T WANT TO BE WEARING A DRESS, DAMMIT! Why can't I just wear a boyscout uniform?

Michiru: Because you're female, dear.

Setsuna: Umm... This thing is too small for me. Have anything in extra extra extra extra extra tall so I don't look like something out of a hentai?

Hotaru: *pained look* I'm swimming in this thing..

Haruka: But I don't want to wear the damn skirt!

Michiru: Stop whining, dear, I'll make it worth your while later. *looks at her reflection* On the other hand, it clashes with my hair!!!

Setsuna: *under breath* EVERYTHING clashes with your hair.

Hotaru: Can I have some of the cookies?

Michiru: I heard that, Setsuna!!!!

Setsuna: *sweet smile*

Haruka: *pigs out on the cookies* *hands a box to Hotaru*

Passerby: *peers at Haruka* Aren't you a MALE racer? O.o;

Hotaru: *-* Thank you Haruka-papa!!! *gobbles cookies*

Michiru: *disapproving look* You're going to ruin your dinner, Hotaru-chan.

Hotaru: But they're my favorite!

Haruka: ^^;;; I have no idea what you're talking about, Miss.

Passerby: *pokes one of haruka's breasts* O.o;;;;;;

Michiru: *takes the cookies away* You can have them after dinner.

Michiru: WATCH IT!!! *slaps passerby*

Passerby: *eep* *scurries off*

Michiru: Teach them to touch my girlfriend's breasts...*grumbles*

Haruka: *beams* Have I mentioned recently that I love you, Michiru?

Passerby: *peeks out from behind a wall*

Hotaru: Why are you spying on us?

Passerby: *eep* *runs again*

Hotaru: *beams* I'm scary!!!

Michiru: Of course, honey. *pats hotaru's head*

Hotaru: ^___^

Haruka: What was that lady's problem, anyway?

Michiru: I don't know, but she's gone now. *growls* Mine. *grabs Haruka*

Setsuna: *is busy beating a man with her giant key for saying something about her skirt length*

Hotaru: o.o Mama.. scouts are supposed to be nice.. Can I help?

Man: oww ow ow ow ow ow ow

Setsuna: You should *whack* get out of the house *snap* more often *thump* and stop reading *kick* those dirty manga *whack* so you know how to treat a lady!!! *throttle*

Hotaru: *tugs on setsuna's skirt* Mama? Can I help? Please?

Setsuna: Be my guest.

Hotaru: YAY! *henshins and whacks the man with the can opener*

Man: a h h h h a a a a a a w w w w w o w w w o o o o w w w o w w w o o o o o o o o w w w w

Hotaru: hee hee hee hee hee

Michiru: o.o My, she's really turning a bit.. violent..

Setsuna: This is what we call "teaching perverts a lesson", Hotaru-chan.

Hotaru: *happily* It's fun!

Man: *painfully crawls away*

Hotaru: ****^^****

Haruka: And if some guy came up to you and started making ecchi comments, wouldn't you beat the crap out of him too?

Michiru: Ara.. I would think that you would beat them up before I had a chance to, Haruka. *arches eyebrow*

Haruka: I ment if I wasn't around. If I was, *swishes sword around*

Michiru: *giggles* As expected.

Haruka: *starts fencing an imaginary opponent*

Passerby: *gets stabbed* Auugh! *dies*

Michiru: Ara. o.o

Hotaru: o.O;;;

Haruka: Ehe. Oops. ^^;;;;

Setsuna: Isn't that the passerby that was bugging you before? *glowers at passersby and shakes her staff*

Haruka: *peers* so it is.

Michiru:... We have one assult and one murder on our hands...

Haruka: Meaning we better hightail it out of here?

Setsuna: Good idea.

Michiru: Everyone to the helicopter NOW!

Hotaru: *bounces off to the helicopter*

Setsuna: *shakes staff at people* Nothing to look at here! Go away!

Haruka: *gets the engine started* Hurry, guys!

Hotaru: *hops in*

Michiru: *waits for Haruka to help her in*

Haruka: *helps her in*

Michiru: *smile* Thank you. *sits down*
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Setsuna: *jumps in, still shaking her staff*

Haruka: *flies it back home*

THE END