You answer every question posed to you with "Excuse me?"
You get violent when somebdy takes off your Daria and Trent wallpaper from the computer.
Every time you're around people arguing, you have the unexplainable urge to say "Damnit! It's MY turn to say 'damnit'!"
You run out and buy a book thats on the show or in a fanfic ala "The Oprah Syndrome."
You have a tendancy to quote the characters from the show in everyday life.
You have dreams about characters from the show.
You expect teenage girls to yell "Trent" at any light-blue or medium-blue 1973-74 Plymouth Sattelite, or Dodge Charger they see.
On on-line polls you say your favorite character is the ass of one of the cast members. ( o_O Ecchi!)
You spend half an hour before leaving on vacation printing Daria fanfics to read in the car. (You mean that's NOT normal?!?!?!?!?!?)
You call your children "kiddo"
You answer the phone with "Hellooooooo".
Before "Murder, She Snored" you didn't give a damn about TV detective shows, and now you're hooked on them.
You've already got copies of "Daria," and "Daria: Disenfranchised," on VHS, but you still want to tape reruns of the first seven episodes yourself,...just to hear the right background music.
You notice that some of these YKYWTMDWs are very simular.
Your cell phone plays the Daria theme song when it rings.
Forget the person you have a crush on reminding you of a Daria character - you have a crush on one of the Daria characters.
Hearing the song "Everlong," by The Foo Fighters often leaves you more depressed than most people, even as muzak in the video for "Learn to Fly."
You plan on naming your daughter. Daria Morgendorffer [your last name here], Your son Trent Lane [your last name here], And threatened to change you daughter's name to Quinn Morgendorffer [last name here] or your son's name to Kevin Thompson [your last name here] when they misbehave. And wonder when why they don't consider it huge threat despite the fact they've never seen the show. (HEY! Quinn's improved! That has to be the longest YKYWTMDW anyone's sent me.)
You think "Daria" and "Jane" are the best girls names out there.
You think "Trent" is the best boy's name.
You wonder if your high school's history teacher's eye is about ready to explode. (Just make sure you have a camera ready in case it does.)
You fear anything to do with Fashion.
You consider insulting people cleverly, the "greatest sport man's has ever embarked upon."
You are instantly attracted to girls wearing black pleated skirts.
You instantly despise girls who wear pink shirts with anything "cute" on them.
You use the name of a Daria character as your nick on message boards and/or in IRC. (/me has no comment. *cough*)
You get mad at your mom (who's a really good cook) for fixing something different each night when she's supposed to make lassagna every night!!!