The group is looking for Golden Oozuru Phoenix but an unexpected arrival shows up... right in the middle of the groups flight path a girl with butt length blonde hair who looks a lot like #18 shows up, nearly getting run over by Trunks, SSJ Nanz and Kaiira-chan.
Trunks: What the?! Nooo! More Android scum! DIE! *Unsheathes sword and launches at the stranger*
Stranger: Wait! Please! I just wanna help, yes, I'm an Android, but I want to help. I'm Jessie, and I can help you, please, let me help?
The rest of the group has showed up and is now staring at the stranger.
Kaiira-chan: Hello Jessie!
Jessie: Oh, yeah I do.
Kaiira-chan: REALLY?! That is WAY TOO COOL!!
(The rest of the group looks on slightly puzzled)
Kaiira-chan: Oh it's a secret!
SSJ Nanz and Chibi-chan: BUT WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS YOU CAN TELL US!!!!!! I mean, you just met her and you tell her something that you can't tell us!!
Kaiira-chan: Oh don't worry I'll tell you sooner or later! Do you want to know Trunks? (says flirtingly like a 5 year old)
Trunks: Not really.
Kaiira-chan: Oh darn it.
SDSJ: That didn't answer anything!
Jessie: Well I just got here! I don't have all the answers!
Trunks: SDSJ your not chibi anymore!
SDSJ: Hey, Yea!
SSJ Nanz: Darn. No more chibi’s.....
Chibi-chan: I'm still here and Chibified!
SSJ Nanz: OOoooooo! Wanna cookie?
(SSJ Nanz Gives Chibi-chan a cookie)
Chibi-chan: YUM!
SDSJ: Right...........
SDSJ: Hey Jessie wanna train in the hyperbolic time chamber for one second?
Jessie: I dunno.......
(ZAP they disappear one second latter re-appear)
Jessie: ARGH!!!! I spent one year with him!!!! LEARN TO CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!!!!
SSJ Nanz: YEA!
SDSJ: Ok......... Hey I learned a new thing in the chamber!
Jessie: ARGH!!!! DON'T REMIND ME!!!!!
Trunks: What’s that?
SDSJ: SuperDuperUltraSayjin level!
SSJ Nanz: Oh come on!
SDSJ: NO! REALLY!
SSJ Nanz: Right Lets see this SuperDuperWhatever thing!
(SDSJ goes SuperDuperUltraSayjin the power begins to push everyone back including some distant solar systems)
Chibi-chan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Trunks: STOP IT!!!!!!
SDUSJ: STOP WHAT?!!!!!
SSJ Nanz: THE POWER WIND BLOWING THING!!!!!!!!
SDUSJ: OH!
(the wind suddenly stops)
SDUSJ: Sorry!
(goes back to SDSJ Normal Saiyin mode)
SDSJ: Sorry
Jessie: ARGH!!!! SEE! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!
SDSJ: Even if it means the difference between life or death?!
Jessie: ARGH!!!! YES!!!!
SDSJ(Now sad with tears in his eyes): O....O.....Ok....*sniff*
(He flies far away reeeeealy fast so no one can catch him)
Trunks: Why did you do that? He's got a mind like Goku's sometimes...
Jessie: Then how come he's a Quantum Physicist?
Trunks: Thats not the point!
SSJ Nanz: What is then?
Trunks: That. (points to the top of a large cone floating in space.
SSJ Nanz: Oh.
Jessie: Whatever lets just follow him.
Chibi-Chan: We can't.
Kaiira-chan: Why not? And why haven't I talked before now?
Chibi-Chan: First he's too fast and second SDSJ probably forgot about you while he was writing this until your line.
Kaiira-chan: Oh. SDSJ writing?!?!?
SSJ Nanz: So what do we do now?
Jessie: I dunno.
Evil-Chibi-Chan: TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!! SUPER ULTRA MEGA BIG BOOM CHIBIFACATION ATTACK!
(In an instant, everyone is Chibified).
evil-Chibi: This can't be happening! She'll ruin everything! Think... what can I do? I know *opens a portal and sticks her hand in and pulls out...Jessie!* Welcome to your home away from home! *before Jessie can react evil-Chibi shouts* Ultra chibi blast! *quickly ties chibi-Jessie up*
chibi-Jessie: Who are you and what did you do to me?
evil-Chibi: I chibirized you so you wouldn't interfere with my plans. And my name is evil-Chibi.
chibi-Jessie: Oh come on! I just got here. I never even got to see everyone yet.
evil-Chibi: I think it's time for me to tell you some of my plan?
chibi-Jesse: Where the hell *zap* COUGH!.. did that come from?
evil-Chibi: Just pay attention! I'm a Saiya-jin. Which means my bumbling counterpart is too.
chibi-Jesse: That cant be true!
evil-Chibi: Oh but it is you see before Chibi-chan started using Chibi-chan she was going to be Saiya-jin chan but her cousin said that he wanted that name so she than was going to call herself Chibisayinjin-chan but because she was to lazy to write all that, so she became Chibi-chan. No one knows about that until now. Her cousin didn't even use that name until later on when Kaiira-chan started calling him that!
Chibi-Jesse: Um... riigghht.
evil-Chibi: Now that you know... *opens a portal and pushes chibi-Jesse in it* Go tell the others. Now to even the odds *opens another portal and pulls out another person then shoves them into the same portal that she pushed the tied up chibi-Jesse into. That should even the odds. MWAHAHAHA!
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We now see the Phoenix sailing throughout the universe coming toward the last villain hideout before finding the main villain. He is in the galaxy known as Imite. No one knows what this galaxy is like because no one has ever came out alive. Golden Oozuru Phoenix doesn't even care... he never cares about personal harm, only about dealing it. He crash lands on the planet with a huge earthquake. Suddenly a small blob comes up stands in front of Golden Oozuru Phoenix. He instantly spots the V symbol and becomes enraged. During his raging the small blob starts to transform until it turns into the Golden Oozuru Phoenix! Dun dun duuuunnnn!!! Golden Oozuru Phoenix starts to think "The world is named Imite... Imite... Imitate"! Yes the villain of this world has the power to transform into anything it sees. A cheap power yes but the best one we have seen so far. (From this point in the story Golden Oozuru Phoenix shall be known as GOP and the Imitating Golden Oozuru Phoenix as Imitate). Imitate starts to pound on GOP but causes no damage as does GOP on Imitate but no damage. GOP becoming frustrated with none of his attacks working, he uses his Mind Blast attack to learn a new move which Imitate cannot beat. Imitate can learn his opponents moves but can't counter moves that he has never heard of or have just been made up. GOP uses his Winding Pound to smack Imitate into the ground. Now Imitates head is just sticking up out of the ground looking at GOP miles above his head. GOP yells out his new move... MONKEY BODY SLAM!!! He falls straight out of sky and flattens Imitate into the pavement and at the same time he causes a shockwave that destroys the planet and leaves Imitate as a flattened pile of golden mush. He decides to toss it into a nearby star because too many things are already going towards Earth. His one kind act. Satisfied with his mass destruction of this galaxy, he flies off to meet the main villain of the Bad Guys of the Universe. After many long and grueling battles he is about to meet his ultimate opponent! Who is it going to be? No really, who is it going to be? I wish I knew! You wish you knew! As Golden Oozuru Phoenix travels through the universe at light speed he wonders if all the destruction was worth finding his ultimate opponent. He stumbles across a area with Micro Machines and cardboard buildings. He grins as he knows now that it was worth every second of mass destruction that he spent. Knowing that, he tosses Micro Machines and breaks up cardboard buildings on his way to fight the unknown villain.
(SDSJ lies down on a couch)
Dr. Psychiatrist: So begin from the start.
SDSJ: Well it started when I stumbled upon this web site called "My Shrine to Bulma Briefs"
Dr. Psychiatrist: Was it a nice page?
SDSJ: It could use some spiffy aqua icons but other than that it was the bestest page you ever did see.
Dr. Psychiatrist: I see..... Well your time is up. NEXT!
SDSJ: But, But!
Dr. Psychiatrist: Go away Vegita is waiting!
SDSJ: FINE!
(storms out)
Vegita: I'm so sad today......*sobs*
Dr. Psychiatrist: Just let it all out Vegita, let it all out.
SDSJ: Okaaaaaaaay......
(SDSJ wonders the earth having lost all will to live)
Goku: Hey! SDSJ How's it hanging?
SDSJ: I feel like SHI.(ZAP!) AHHHHH!
Goku: That joke is getting old. (ZAP!) AHHHHH!
Kamejen's voice from the sky: Don't mess with me bud!
Goku: All right! All right!
SDSJ: I.... I..... think I should kill myself!
Goku: Good idea!
SDSJ: WHAT?!?!??
Goku: In "the next dimension" It's really fun and you can train all day or play games with all the Chibi people and its just nice all around!
King Ki's Voice in their heads: NO! Dyeing is bad VERY BAD!
Goku: It is?
King Ki's Voice in their heads: YES!
SDSJ: But it sounds like so much fun!
King Ki's Voice in their heads: Yes I suppose it is... BUT DYEING IS BAD!!!!!
SDSJ: FINE!
(Storms of the earth)
Goku: King Ki! He was already having a bad day!
King Ki's Voice in Goku's head: Heh. Heh. I know it just sounded like fun. Besides I wanna see SDSJ and Golden Oozuru Phoenix duke it out.....
Goku: Your weird.
King Ki's Voice in Goku's head: I know. Would you care to wager on this little battle.
Goku: Uh... ok.
Elsewhere in the universe
Evil Villain: NO! SDSJ Is headed away from us and Golden Oozuru Phoenix!!!!!!
Evil Villain's sidekick: Perhaps he is trying to lure us into a false sense of security!
Evil Villain: DA..(ZAP!) OW! I WAS GOING TO SAY DARN!
Kamejen's Voice from the sky: Sorry.
Evil Villain: Well.... AH! Yes Mr. Satan!
Mr. Satan: You'll never get away with this! It's only a trick!
Evil Villain: Riiiiiiiiiight. So anyway. Listen carefully! MY EVIL PLAN is a very simple plan..... first I will capture Golden Oozuru Phoenix! and using him as a power source will Power my "EVIL DEATH MACHINE"!!!!!! AND WITH THIS "EVIL DEATH MACHINE" I will TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE! Why? Do you ask? It's quite simple really I....... I...... I'm not sure...... BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
Mr. Satan: What about SDSJ I thought he was stronger than everyone in the universe.
Evil Villain: Oh yes him....
Mr. Satan: And i thought you said earlier that you we're luring SDSJ here not Golden Whatever Phoenix!
Evil Villain: Oh piddle.....
Evil Villain's sidekick: Sir! The Golden Whatever I mean The Golden Oozuru Phoenix is almost here!
Evil Villain: Excellent!
(Suddenly SSJ Nanz, Kaiira-chan, Trunks, Chibi-chan, and Jessie break down the door!)
Trunks: Ha! Were here to stop you even though we started out after Golden Oozuru Phoenix were here to beat you!
Kaiira-chan: Oh trunks you sound so Heroic!
Trunks: Really?
SSJ Nanz: I think you're a hundred times more heroic than Kaiira-chan dose!!!!
Kaiira-chan: Oh Yea?! I think he's a thousand times more heroic than you do!
SSJ Nanz: I think he's a million times better than you do!
Kaiira-chan: A BILLION!
SSJ Nanz: A Trillion!
Kaiira-chan: A Zillion!
SSJ Nanz: A google!
Kaiira-chan: A googleplex!
Chibi-chan: INFINITY!!!!!
Kaiira-chan and SSJ Nanz: Poo.
Chibi-chan: He! He! He!
Jessie: Uh guys....
Everyone: What?
( They look up to see they are all trapped in an impenetrable jail cell!)
Everyone: Poo.
Kaiira-chan: Hey I like this song!
SSJ Nanz: WE ARE STUCK IN A CELL AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS MUSIC?!
Kaiira-chan: Sorry, but I really like this song... (says in her most pitiful voice.)
Evil Villain: MWAHAHAHA!!! MY PLAN IS GOING GREAT!!
Evil Villain's sidekick: But your plan has been different every time someone has written something.
Evil Villain: Well that isn't important! MY NEW PLAN IS NOW WORKING!
chibi-chan: great, I'm stuck in a cell.
Kaiira-chan: well it could be worse, I could tell everyone about the fact that I can break out of here and everyone else probably can too, but this IS DBZ so we won't until the last second before we either get killed or when some oaf rescues us.
chibi-chan: yeah I guess so.
SSJ Nanz: Hey let me listen to a song! (gets a little closer to Trunks) A love song for the ultimate bishonen and god of good looks, Trunks.
Kaiira-chan: Umm....no.
Jessie: I want to listen to something.
Kaiira-chan: Ok.
SSJ Nanz: HEY!!! HOW COME SHE GETS TO?!
Kaiira-chan: because she isn't head over hills about the guy that I like.
(Trunks is both embarrassed about the fact that everyone is trying to hit on him and also the fact that all the women are acting like fools in front of an enemy)