2. Sexy Steve by himself after everyone leaves. Very unsexy.
3. Being the middle man. Not so sexy.
4. Huckleberry Finn. Totally unsexy.
5. The name "Dex Pac"... quite unsexy.
6. Having kids without any effort. Extremely unsexy.
7. Basketball shorts before 1985. Very unsexy.
8. College food. Beyond unsexy.
9. 28 Days Later. Very unsexy.
10. How this whole list started. Very... very... unsexy.
11. Sisqo. Beyond unsexy.
12. Tweet's CD. Very unsexy.
13. VR Troopers and Bettleborgs... so not sexy.
14. Ja Rule. Incredibly rat-looking and unsexy.
15. Spitting on food. Not sexy.
16. Coughing on money. Not sexy.
17. Being cheap with your woman. Very... very... unsexy.
18. Using Sexy Steve for anything. Not sexy.
