Tuna, Oh my Tuna
The only place I know
I've often thought of leaving you
But don't know where I'd go.
.....
Tuna, oh my Tuna,
Is such fun on Friday nights
When the Jaguars lose another game
And everyone fights.
And I love you when you're frozen
And I love you when you're dry
And in April when the pollen
Is so thick it makes you cry.
But Tuna, oh my Tuna,
Please stay just the way you are
'Cause I just think the world
Outside of Tuna is bizarre.
(-"Greater Tuna", by Ed Howard)
