Dr. Jesse Travis ~ Diagnosis Murder Quotes!!!
"Well... yeah. Because I care about what I'm doing and if I'm doing it the best that I can" ~ The pressure to Murder (Season 3)

"Go home E.T. I'm goin' to bed" ~ Alienated (Season 6)

Steve - "Jesse, you're not being coherant exactly"
Jesse - "I'm not incoherant, I'm just not saying what I mean very well!" ~ Alienated

Jesse - "What is this?"
Mark - "It smells like coffee"
Jesse - "So does the stuff at the hospital and we all know what that tastes like! I ordered Costa Rican! Where is it? <snaps fingers> Steve!!! He cancelled my beans! How could he cancel my beans? I let him have the little plastic ketchup bottles! I want my coffee!!" ~ Write She Murdered (Season 6)

Jesse - "You mean after I donate millions to cancer charity, and give Community General a new pediatric wing?"
Amanda - "Yes, saint Jesse, after that"
Jesse - "Big house, big yagt, big women!" ~ Being of Sound Mind (Season 7)

"As a doctor, I'm the one that has to keep the team together. I'm like the glue. A physician, sure, but I'm also a friend, a counciler, a spiritual leader..." ~ Slam Dunk Dead (Season 5)

Director - "You can't goose the fat lady when she's eating your pie in the sky!"
Jesse - "Good point." ~  Trash TV  (Two Parter, Season 5)

Jesse - "That's it! It's a conspiracy! It's a cover up! They're all in this together!!
Mark - "Are you free associating, or do you have some evidence?"
Jesse - "Oh, I'm free associating <munch munch on carrot stick> I'll shut up."

Norman - "Hey, that's cheeting!"
Jesse - "No, it's called being prepared" <pushes Norman back down on to the hospital bed>
Norman - "I hope you didn't cheet like that in med school."
Jesse - "Norman, you're talking to a man with a scalple. One slip, and you could become Norma before you know it." ~ A Passion for Murder (Season 4)

"That's not how life is. I jsut went to the store to get a bag of potato chips... which is wierd because I don't even like potato chips. I do like the barbqued ones though... but sometimes you get that embarassing red ring around your lips from the ...." <Chloe kisses him>  ~ Rescue Me (Season 6)
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