Part III of our Intrepid reporter Amin Izinah's investigation into the mysterious goings on in
Bahai Grove
When we last saw Amin, he was walking through this gate:
As he passed under the sign, a whole new world order opened up to him. He felt at peace as he strolled down the path. He came across a lovely mother and child and stopped to chat.
Amin asked her what Bahai Grove was all about. She looked up at him and smiled, but did not reply.
Amin - "Why did I see all those counselors a few minutes ago."
Mrs. Oteroif - "The International Teaching Center ~and the Continental Board of Counsellors ~ . They are the Appointed of God."
Amin - "Yes, but why are they here?"
Mrs. Oteroif - " They were established by the Universal House of Justice, to carry on the work of the Hands of His Cause"
Amin - " I know. Shoghi Effendi fucked up and didn't leave a will. This meant that the Institution of the Hands of the Cause had to come to an end. But what I am asking is 'Why are they in the Grove today.?"
Mrs. Oteroif "By Inspiring and encouraging all the Baha'is and all the institutions they are
Uplifting us high to His Paradise."

Amin shrugged his shoulders and walked on. Still, her words seemed vaguely familiar to him. But he couldn't quite recall where he had heard them before. He continued along the path..
Still strangely at peace, Amin enjoyed the scenery around him. He even began to recite to himself, "We are the flowers of one garden". He began to reflect upon all the attacks he had launched upon the Haifan Bahais, the CB's, and the Rastafarians and even felt some slight remorse.

But suddenly he was jolted out of his warm fuzzy feelings by something he saw that struck him like a bolt of lightening.
Something so awful, so swift in impact, so blood curdling, so unimaginable, that, divorced from the institution of the Guardianship, Amin could only gasp and reel backwards in horror. Scroll down slowly to see what he saw - IF YOU DARE!
Are you sure you want to do this? You can stop now and go here. You don't have to do it.
This is your last warning.
Okay, here goes.
Amin's eyes bulged out, he screamed, and turned around and ran faster than an Arab army away from the Israelis. He found another path and ran through the trees.
He did not know the mistake he had made.
Running wildly through the brush, Amin saw sight after sight that at once terrified him, left him awestruck, but still thankful he had escaped the Creature On the Path (COP). He was stunned by the people he recognized, some of whom he thought had already passed on to that great Garden in sky.
Running frantically, he saw all sorts of strange goings on.
"What could they be doing" he wondered to himself. "What I have come across?" Further along, he saw another strange gathering:
And then another:
And then the strangest group he had come across so far:
So emotional was he, that all he could do for several minutes was cry.
He then did a 180-degree turn only to be confronted with this:
He shrieked. Knowing that Bill wouldn't be far behind, he ran as fast as he could down a small foot path. In a few minutes he came upon the cabin.
He had heard about the cabin. It was build in secret over the true resting place of Mason Remey, the second Guardian. And it is in the cabin that the most important decisions concerning the fate of the Faith are made and where the strangest of rituals involving music and sacrifice take place. Only the membes of the UH$ and the ITC and their slaves were allowed inside. Amin could hear something in the windowless cabin, so he got out his camcorder and tried to record the audio. He approached the cabin gingerly. As he got closer he could hear the male voices singing in unity, he almost felt he was eternally one with them, so swept away was he by their melodious voices. All the members of the UH$ and the ITC, plus their slaves, in perfect harmony, with Ariel Sharon conducting.
Unfortunately, the audio was highly distorted and we have had to run it through some very expensive equipment at Radio Nur to bring out anything approaching decent fidelity. But we have succeeded. In fact, it took less time to clean up the audio than it did to figure out to play Radio Nur on the internet, which we almost wanted to name Radio Manure. 

And here now for your edification and for you to know what really goes on we make available to you, yes you, our most great and secret recordings of the most secret of the secret activities in the Most Secret Cabin (known as the MSC to the illuminati of the Baha'i Faith.)
Please play the cuts in order.

Here's the first one: Let's hope you are man enough to hear it. Play.
And now, here is the second one, the one that explains everything that has happened in and to the Baha'i Faith for the past several years, and which explains why the great Cruise Ship, the Crimson Ark, is sinking faster than hopes for peace in the Middle East. Here is what is going on inside the Chal of Eternity, the Most Great Gathering Place, the Most Secret Cabin: Play
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So this is what they are really doing up there hidden in the natural beauty of the mountain. At least they seem to have rhythm - wonder if it comes from Glenford?